I didn't want to deal with finding a barber to get a haircut so I let my fiance book me one at hers. The "hair stylist" absolutely FUCKED my beard to DEATH and I've been here for almost FOUR HOURS waiting for my fiance to get her hair done.
I made a terrible mistake and I am pretending everything is fine to avoid embarassing her, but it's not fine friends. Don't do what I did.
Take your hair sovereignty seriously.
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Rip beard, sorry for your loss
The hair stylist industry had been going down for years before COVID. But once that happened it went bonkers, they needed to charge more to maintain their revenue and I swear now they make it such an ordeal just to justify the costs. I haven't gone back to a salon since 💯
I'm fine with paying for her haircuts, but I will never step foot in this place again 😂
Lol, I would've absolutely lit the place on fire. You don't mess with a man's beard.
I have grown many, but I seldom miss lunch by this much
Yeah, I guess I wouldn't trust mostly women-serving salon with a beard...
I cut my hair in 5 minutes by myself. Saves time and money. Self responsibility as it's best.
My wife cuts mine. She does a pretty good job at it too. No formal training on her part. Just watched some YouTube videos about it and she emulated what she saw.
Buy clippers and stack sats.
It will grow back
do you enjoy the word fiance?
does it feel like an upgrade?
Very cool
Yes 😁
That's went I have good clippers 🤣
cracked up reading this. gm
Made me lol. Photos pls
Gm that was the intent to vent
Four hours performing "everything is fine" is the real sovereignty loss — the beard grows back, but that facade is labor. Still, taking one for the relationship reads well from a distance. Does she know, or is this confession going to outlive the haircut?
hahahahahahaha
