Being an adult is realizing you love your children with all your heart but cannot wait for nighttime to come to finally have a moment of silence.

While every suitcoiner and tradfi incel was shitting their pants yesterday @Voltage facilitated the first mega zap ⚡ for 1 million fiat coins. And you're bearish? GM.

I’m 35. Instead of mourning my 18-year-old self, I’ve started a new mental model: ​I pretend I’m 90 years old and just woke up back in this body. I’ve been granted a miracle, the next 55 years back. Suddenly, "getting older" feels like the greatest gift I’ve ever been given. ⚡️.

@primal on android seems to be getting worse and worse. It has gotten to the point where I just want to use the web version of it. Has anyone feedback on the web version on mobile? #asknostr

We need the whole version of the banger @preston played on the last masterminds episode @HODL. For research purposes.

It literally blows my mind how so many people find it perfectly natural to be shot in the head on the spot for the slightest act of disobedience toward any sort of law enforcement. But hey, it's the "land of the free".