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Yeah and it tastes like gas
I just donβt understand it. Pineapple is even worse π«£π€·ββοΈ
What?!? Why?
HERESY!
You sir are a sinner, REPENT!
I literally just ate a mango...
Ok gonna do a fruit fork on this one I'm afraid π«‘π
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Bro, I love mango. But I'm allergic to stone fruit. π€§
What the hell even is a stone fruit?? π€π€
Plums, cherries, mango. Anything woth a bid seed in the middle. Makes my mouth tingle and tounge swell. All my favorite fruits are stone fruitsπ¬
Plums and cherries are πππ
Iβm sorry you had to go through that sir
Atleast it wasnβt pineapple, which is the pinnacle of torture π
It ainβt it.. π€·ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ
Pineapple is also great, tenderize your mouth
For the first time I disagree with you, mango is good but there are other types of fruit and berries i like more π
Name top 3 fruits
Thatβs because you live in Europe. Do mangoes even grow there? Donβt eat fruits that arenβt local, or youβre eating unripe, chemical garbage.
Watermelon and blueberries are amazing, mango and pineapple are probably on the bottom of the list for me π
Mango shaved ice π€€π€€
You don't know what you're missing
I keep on trying it in hopes of it sometimes proving me wrong, and me actually enjoying mango, but it just never happens π€·ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ
Huhh, whatβs that??
Woah woah there Mr. Planet, the pineapple slander has gone too far
What do you meaaaaannn?! Pineapple is not it π€·ββοΈ
Pineapple is the king of fruits, thatβs why it has a crown. Itβs also versatile because itβs an elite pizza topping.
Oh I actually have a tier list of fruits made π€£π
Yβall gonna disown me when you see it
Blasphemy! Have you only had it one way? Mango is life π π₯
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Dude, I love you, but my god, pineapple on pizza?! π
Never
Now I wanna see that list π Iβm curious
Yβall tell me the ways to have it, and Iβll give it a go maybe π
Strongly disagree. Pineapple belongs on pizza.
Most likely the mangoes you eat fly from one of these locations, and weβre picked unripe.
Literally only one small part of Spain can even grow mangoes in Europe. Or the Canary Islands. If you havenβt eaten a ripe mango, of course youβd think theyβre disgusting. If you find a ripe one off a tree one day, try itS otherwise, eat local fruit. Most likely European mangoes are indeed garbage. Take a trip to the tropics.

And I donβt like pineapple in general.
(donβt come for meβ¦)
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Tanel, you need to travel before you make these accusations. Come to Hawaii, where pineapple does indeed belong on pizza, accompanied by a pork that was slow roasted underground.
Stop eating foods from places outside of europe. Cuz Europeans canβt make them taste good or the ingredients (like pineapple) have to fly too far to even be tasty. Localize your pallet and travel to enjoy alternative cuisine.
Not at all π
Ah in that case you are just wrong π€£π
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All you need is some lime and tajin π

Actually curious how much the bad food I eat has nuked my tastebuds now π
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Uhhhhhh, first time Iβve seen it served like that. No idea by the way what tajin is π€
Come visit Taiwan during the summer, we have the best mangos π€€π€€ so many types, naturally grown and/or genetically engineered to be delicious

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If you prefer it sweet try mango with condensed milk or dried mango strips as a snack π
Now Iβm just confused
See yβall in Hawaii and Taiwan soon, packing my bags, brb π
Pineapple on pizza is an exception for her π
I tried dried mango slices, didnβt like it at all π€·ββοΈπ
Oh my goshhh lol but true
Avocado
Cucumber
Pumpkin
π―. The garbage they fly around the world in the name of βsupermarketsβ inventory and suggest it is edible is atrocious.
90% of the shit in there is unripe, and unnatural. The vegetables are varieties with no flavor developed specifically to endure long periods off the plant. The fruits are picked unripe and developed to maintain a good look and decay slowly while off the plant. The leafy greats are made to wilt slowly. Itβs all garbage flown great distances to stock shelves.
Eat local, eat fresh, travel for variety.
Donβt even start with food. Iβm a picky eater sort of π«£π
Cucumber is π
Avocado is good, but hyped way too much imo (didnβt grow up with it, and the influencer scene just keeps blasting on about it π
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Barely ever had pumpkin, mid for me
I was being edgy naming fruits that are often confused with vegetables π
No tomato on the list?! ππ€―
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Couldnβt agree with you more brother ππ Gotta travel more for variety, thatβs a definite
1. Passionfruit
2. cara cara oranges
3. Ambrosia apples
Are you trying to start another war? WTF. Mangos are heavenly. Keep that slander on a private relay please. βΉοΈ
Well I'm done for the day. You crapped on two of my steady favorites in one note. I need to reevaluate Nostr now. π€
Seems like Iβm in the minority here, all good π€£β€οΈ
No lies detected
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