The npub who maintains the top zap for 24 hours on this post will be zapped the total amount on this post
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oh god, need the urgence of plotting data results on graphs
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Open a channel to my node to ensure liquidity:
03f3c108ccd536b8526841f0a5c58212bb9e6584a1eb493080e7c1cc34f82dad71@ln.damus.io:9735
brb let me enable routing
I had it turned off on some (not all) channels because they were too high risk, not yours
I may need to write a script to track this one
Maintains = cumulative zaps or maintains = single top zap?
Single top zap
So one zap that doesn't get out zapped for 24 hours. It's not that this "contest" will necessarily end 24 hours from now, right?
It could go on forever
Let's go! β‘
Hahaha after i asked, this was my first thought
This is a extreme example of big bank little bank lmfao
And this is how the reserve bank of Will & Damus was created. A huge btc reserve that cant be paid out because plebs keep trying to one uo each other
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βSend 1 bitcoin and Iβll send 2 backβ π
funny. a black hole of zaps
oh, i can't see what the current amount bid is on coracle, unless i just haven't found it yet... let me check primal
Looks like Bitcoin found a use finally. Zaps going in circles with no economic output whatsoever lol.
Itβs fun to do these on my account because itβs my own lightning node that verifies payments and sends the zap. I trust my node not to lie to me π
Benefits of running your own node!
Squid Gamestr
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Ooooohhh snap. There was a really cool βgamblingβ Lightning app a few years ago that did something like this. It was really fun, stupid, and I bet it made a killing while it was popular. Gamifying who is willing to risk the most π€£
Open 2m sat channel and full send it. Which #nostriche has the balls to do it?
The Price Is Right rules apply πππ
i timeblock its all good
Oh this is a good idea. I had a 2M sat channel to Will's node like a year ago. It closed it since it had high routing fees and energy routed anything π₯Ή
Someone drop 1 btc and become legend
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I like it.
accurate
There can be only one
I may need to write a script to **hack** this one
My typing has gone so far down hill since I switched to this smaller phone. It should be a crime.
Honi soit qui mal y pense.
@bedair81 coming in hot π
typing on touchscreens is horrible
i live in your future because i type fast on phones as well
i plan to spend a whole month without touching a computer or phone in the near future, to give my hands a really good rest time
meditation and float tanks and sauna and reading biblical texts
hahahahaha
someone @ me when someone beats me so I bid more π
All in π«‘
Reminds me of
@npub16anj...6pfx
Letβs finish the Nostr integration!
Last Pay Wins
Pay the invoice to reset the timer. If the timer hits zero before someone else pays, you win the jackpot.
What kind of voodoo is this. Hahaha
Tried, Alby declined π
Invoices 
you can always use a client that can open a channel! I have no inbound limit on channels.
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Haha, I'm victim of this. ( but did as a testing )
Outbid me
The npub who maintains the top zap for 24 hours on this post will be zapped the total amount on this post
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I like this
π€£π€£ Alby lo redujo a 500k
Opening up 1 BTC channel pls no rugs sir
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hm, top zap not timestamped, playing this game in the dark!
what do you mean
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Is there any way for me to check how long @Kieran has had the top zap?
After some thought this is basically free money for the biggest whale on nostr, and I since I am no whale, I cannot participate
Lord knows I wanted to
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Side bets on when the contest ends? Iβll put 1000 sats on after August 4
it would be cool to make a site for this with the top zap and a countdown
Kieran really wants those sats π
Next experiment: roulette game
These are very interesting
Crazy I would love to join but I have Lil bitties
He risks 95 bucks to win 10 bucks because you only zap him back what you received or do you double the amount? If not - stupid gamble.
I'll take that bet!
Alright letβs do it π€
everybody zap me, and I pledge to give the last npub that zaps me all the sats.
That already exists
Btw. the last zap from @bedair81 doesnt show up on Primal. And the totals are completely different.
primal isn't showing either of mine, annoying!
I see it in damus, all good
Makes for a good follow list!
Are we running proof of stake on lightning now?
this definitely said 8 hours on the original post, right?
Am I suffering from the Mandela effect?
I have a real life ostrich egg π₯ shell :3
That was the first one, this is a different one.
@bedair81 looks like you won!
yippee!!
gimme a sec I gotta open some channels
thank you king π«‘
Zapped!
@thecasine
From primal it looks like @Kieran has the top zap
Primal is wrong
I approve of this message.
thank you so much @jb55 π«π«π«
Letβs go π₯³π₯³π₯³