is there some kind of quantum mechanic time travel shit going down that just steals socks? where the fk do they go?
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The washer n dryer eat them
I'm convinced people just load the washer and dryer in a hectic manner and accidentally drop socks behind or to the sides of the machines. It used to happen to my mom so often she swore there was a poltergeist in the house but at one point she had the machines replaced and found mountains of missing clothes that she was too chaotic to notice π€·ββοΈ
Yes the universe hides them from you to increase ur opportunities to surrender into the present moment with peace
Oh, you knowβ¦ ππ§¦
https://v.nostr.build/8jmK2QA2zv7GhP40.mp4
The chasm between the washer and dryer is where mine usually end up lol
My Labradoodle: #guilty AF πΎ
When an unpaired sock come out of the dryer, I put it back in the hamper. When find a random sock on the ground in my house, I put it in the hamper.
Eventually it all balances out.
no. that's not how things work. collections of solitary socks keep growing at unexplainable rates. I'm with nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8 on that time traveling trolls theory.
Ask and you shall receive π€«
socks get pulled under the spinner thing in top-load washers. I dunno about front load.
They slip into a parallel universe where all missing pens and lighters live.
Keep your friends close and your socks closer.
Exactly this once a month
Hiding in the leg of your pyjamas π«‘