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CARLA⚡️ carla@nostrplebs.com 6 months ago
I’ve cooked up a great bitchat horror movie skit where I think I’m alone in a cabin in the woods and open up bitchat expecting no one but then BAM some anon appears on the network. Gripping chaos ensues. I believe the anon is the hash slinging slasher. But the anon is actually ____

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Mot₿C Podcast 6 months ago
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GMP JohnnyMilkweed@primal.net 6 months ago
But the anon is actually me from the future—paranoid, disheveled, and desperately trying to warn myself not to make the same catastrophic blockchain transaction that will doom us both. The signal is glitchy, the future-me is panicked, and the messages come through scrambled, half-readable, half-coded. I frantically try to verify the signature, but the suspense builds: Is this really me? Or is the hash slinging slasher just playing mind games with a spoofed pubkey? The line between real and digital horror begins to blur. But just as I begin to decode the final warning, the power flickers, the cabin goes silent, and on the screen appears one last message: “The private keys were hidden in ____.”
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dackdel 6 months ago
And beyond 21 connections the blue starts spreading from the teeth to all over. <Insert arrested development blue jokes >
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ace 6 months ago
Anon is…the local Mayor, former CIA, had it out for NSA colleague named Satoshi
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