I'm going to skip this one because of how stupid it is. - UTXOs are expensive. You don't want to create thousands of them. And oh boy, you certainly don't want to receive them. - Fees are low right now, which is why stupidity isn't being punished. This will change. - Privacy is key. Everyone will be able to not only see your zaps but also what you did with that money into the future. Everyone. - Silent Payments are meant to be non-interactive. It's not smart to make them interactive again. Study history or you'll make a fool of yourself. On-chain zaps are the epitome of Mt Stupid but Bitcoin doesn't care and will punish you, so I don't care. This is not an innovation. This is going back 15 years just to figure out all the shit we've figured out a decade ago. Thank you for the donation to the unspendable pool, your UTXOs will be preserved next to unspendable dickbutt NFTs and dust outputs, to shine on everyone's copy of the Blockchain forever.