Dear Santa, I hope this letter finds you well. While I’ve yet to receive a response to any of my prior attempts at correspondence, I’m optimistic this time will be different. I’ve been a very good boy this year. I’ve stacked sats diligently, shunned all shitcoins without exception, and offered help to those navigating the same journey. All I want for Christmas is more sats—just a few would make my tail wag. But if that’s too much to ask, a milkbone would be a fine consolation. Wishing you safe travels and no reindeer mishaps, -bitcoinpup