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Nothing Ever Happens and Other Stuff Transmitted by Relays

Happy international geocaching day! To celebrate, we've hidden some real treasures across the world as part of the Great Treasure Hunt. Wealth, fame, riches, and adventure await! Will you be the first to find them? Happy hunting! :treasures: View article →

Erm, based?! View quoted note →

Random magic card purchases continue to be my most lucrative investment.

The gargoyles overlook the sacred text.

Ok, Ok, I might have tried the fizzy lifting drinks.

Increasing the nostr userbase. :pepsi: View quoted note →

We are all dogs waiting inside of God's hot car.

Happy birthday, @sticky wicket! 🎂🎉

Couldn't sleep, updated Ditto instead. Now, I rest.