Having a husband is exactly like having a tamagotchi.
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Don't say like that 😭
False, he has yet to die
😂 I have to remind him to drink water
Almost that one time though
Now it justified 😜😜
You can leave them around scooters, says on the box
*Can’t
Only if he's obsessed with bitcoin
Interaction options are:
(Talk) (Fuck) (Feed)
(Scratch Back)
🤣
I mean don’t get me wrong, I LOVE tamagotchis, but it’s crazy that this man wouldn’t drink water or eat good food or like put ointment on a bug bite
Nope. I kept him alive when he couldn’t walk for 2 years. Unless you’ve cleaned a bed pan yourself, fuck off.
Of course he is 😂🫂
I really wish I had read the fine print 😂
Puzzl doesn’t eat or drink? 🤣
Strange that rooftops totally ol
He used to consider the ice cubes in his coffee..his water for the day 😂🤷♀️ he’s doing great now, but I just reminded him to drink water again
🥩🥤💩 repeat 😂😂😂
Tehehe we got it down
Then you must be feeding him well lol.
Not sure where this is coming from.
Steak. Drink. Shit.: Edge of Tomorrow
So much more than food. Single men have no idea the luxuries of fresh linens on a nicely made bed every night or someone to shave those hairs on the back of your neck, take care of you when you’re sick. It really goes on and on. That doesn’t take away all that he does for me which is A LOT, I just get nervous sometimes that I’m not cooking healthy enough and what not
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I just want him to live a long time 🥹😂
We might as well just give up on society and walk around with iv drips 😂
They'd just be upside down with turd piles and flies buzzing if it weren't for us, lol. We do it because we love them 🥰 (and their bodies are too heavy to haul off 😉)
I still use the garden hose
Exactly 🤣
#hydrohomies
Those poor, sick animals 😰
That’s totally understandable 😂
There are good resources online if you need help
How tf does one have Umm conjugal relations with a Tamagotchi? 🤔🤷
Perfect!
Become a tomagotchi oneself
You have to feed it right?
OFTEN 😂
And he’s Japanese 🥁
😂
Can you imagine having a wife now?
Boom Boom 🤣
LoL