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Lucid 8 months ago
Don't trust, verify
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Joe Resident 8 months ago
"I would be, frankly, the greatest Pope, and you know, people are saying, some people are, that I maybe, probably should be. The last Pope was, some people say, weak, but I'm not weak. Really I'm the strongest, in terms of strength, there's nobody stronger. And you have to be strong to stand up to these woke, frankly, lunatics that are trying to take over the Catholic church. I walked in here, I said wow, they're dumb. It's like a mental institution. They have to be stopped. I WILL MAKE THE CATHOLIC CHURCH GREAT AGAIN!!!"
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Joe Resident 8 months ago
"And these CORRUPT cardinals will try to throw the vote so they can stay in power, VERY BAD MEN. They're supposes to be 'of the cloth', well I think it's 'of the craft', they're crafty cardinals. We have to stand up to this election interference, MCCGA!!"
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Joe Resident 8 months ago
I was typing this as a joke, in response to a joke. Then I realized, this wasn't just a mildly disrespectful joke, he's probably serious! Unless this is just a ploy to get a better trade deal with Italy or something. Wait, he was saying a few days ago how he's gonna make America religious again... Wow. Break out the popcorn I guess. This guy is something else...
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BitcoinJujitsu 8 months ago
If T changes his name to a Pope name ((Pontus Orange)) can he run again in 2028? I don't see anything in the Constitution about this. Look up Corporation Sole.
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Emperor Kuzco 8 months ago
What are the requirement of being a Pope? Is the decision process a preplanned fucked up corrupt buddy program? Probably can't disrespect it any more than what they have already done. Remember this? The Pope looks excited. 😉 image
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AaNon 🤔 8 months ago
You should have seen what the Pope looked like after he met with VP J.D. Vance!
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whoami 8 months ago
#Einundzwanziglive Wird der neue Papst ein Bitcoiner oder wieder ein shitcoiner sein? Der neue könnte wenigstens wie Trump seinen eigenen Memecoin lauchen. Pepe 🐸is eh durch! Jetzt kommt Pope coin!🚀 Wenn ich jemanden die orangene Pille geben dürfte ware das save der Papst! Stellt euch diese genialen ansprachen vor! Inomini patri at philidor santi THERE IS NO SECOND BEST! urbi at orbi ITS GOING UP FOREVER LAURA! Alle Bänke der Kirche stehen ab sofort zum Verkauf! WIR BRAUCHEN MEHR SATS! stehen is eh gesünder!
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