"I would be, frankly, the greatest Pope, and you know, people are saying, some people are, that I maybe, probably should be. The last Pope was, some people say, weak, but I'm not weak. Really I'm the strongest, in terms of strength, there's nobody stronger. And you have to be strong to stand up to these woke, frankly, lunatics that are trying to take over the Catholic church. I walked in here, I said wow, they're dumb. It's like a mental institution. They have to be stopped. I WILL MAKE THE CATHOLIC CHURCH GREAT AGAIN!!!"
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"And these CORRUPT cardinals will try to throw the vote so they can stay in power, VERY BAD MEN. They're supposes to be 'of the cloth', well I think it's 'of the craft', they're crafty cardinals. We have to stand up to this election interference, MCCGA!!"
I was typing this as a joke, in response to a joke. Then I realized, this wasn't just a mildly disrespectful joke, he's probably serious!
Unless this is just a ploy to get a better trade deal with Italy or something. Wait, he was saying a few days ago how he's gonna make America religious again... Wow. Break out the popcorn I guess.
This guy is something else...
