You said pedophilia is based, and also that you are gay. Why are you gay?

Let's see, as I understand it, to be "based" means to be courageously and authentically oneself, especially when others will criticize and look down on them for it. By that standard, pretending to be a pedophile for the approval of your peers isn't based, because that is very inauthentic. Keeping one's pedophilia a secret and never discussing it out of a fear that people will look down on them for it is also not based. On the other hand, a Muslim refusing to say "no I would never marry a nine year old" can be very based, especially if they would actualy marry a nine year old, and if you are judging them for it. Does that sound accurate to you? I'm a pedophile, so statistically I'm more likely to be gay, but I definitely didn't post that one either.

Oh shit! I just thought of a great comeback for you! "I can't help but notice you saying 'based pedophile Muslims' instead of saying 'good pedophile Muslims' Is that because you know that pedophilia is wrong and so you would rather focus on how much society punishes pedophilia?" What do you think of this zinger?