Jeez bro, look at my username; I have a reputation to uphold.
I would never say "pedophilia is wrong." If you pressed me on it, I would say "rape is immoral", or "viewing sexual photos or videos of children is wrong", or "children, especially pre-pubescent ones are incompetent bimbos and getting into a relationship with them is wrong", or "adults are all used up, and children shouldn't get into a relationship with them", or "pedophilia is a mental illness."
But those statements are not as based as I'd like, and none of those statements make me look as much like a Scoundrel as I'd like, so instead here is a statement that I do like. The fact is that children are cute, and attractive, and I am thankful to be sexually aroused by them. If I said "pedophilia is wrong", that would be disingenuous, cringe, and frankly, a massive oversimplification if not false outright.
