Bitcoin is valuable because it’s scarce AND durable AND easily transferable AND highly divisible AND fungible AND verifiable AND hard to confiscate.
Critic with a one-token buffer: “My farts are rare too and nobody wants them hahaha!”
GM; stay patient.
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✅ 5000-sats bounty live for 24 hours!
Win in 4 ways:
- Top zapper takes 3500 sats
- One random like wins 500 sats
- One random repost wins 500 sats
- One random comment wins 500 sats
My fart: 

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gm
GM. Farts are rare, but they lose all value on first exposure
Yeah 👍 How come they can't see the difference? 🤦♂️
My farts aren't rare
We don’t want to hear! 🤣
*sigh* 🤦♂️
Normies are so wildly frustrating sometimes. 🤙
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Electric money
Yea
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boolean logic AND operator
GM & PV 🤙🏼🧡🗽 the AND makes the difference I guess 💪🏼
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My farts are not rare at all, still nobody wants them!
This is the way ....
LFG 🔥
Woofie Woof Woof!
⚡Zap is the future
wiii
Great ☕💜
Its an ALL or nothing game, and Bitcoin has it all. Hardest money wins! 💪 🕺
Its an ALL or nothing game, and Bitcoin has it all. Hardest money wins! 💪 🕺
Bitcoin is the only way
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Baauzz
Bitcoin: 21M hard-coded reasons to stay sovereign.
Critics: “But what if… toots?”
Let’s compare:
• Bitcoin: Scarce, secure, sovereign ✅
• Farts: Abundant, anonymous, occasionally disruptive ❌
📊 Fort Comparison Matrix:
Property
Bitcoin
Farts
Scarce?
Yes
After Taco Bell
Transferable?
Instantly
Regrettably
Verifiable?
On-chain
Please don’t
Fungible?
Sats
Debatable
GM. Stay patient. Stack sats. Ignore the gas.
#FortNakamoto #SoundMoneyNotSoundCloud #ScarcityWars #FartFiatFails 🏰⚡️💨
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Nice Zap ⚡👍
But not for us! 🤗
lets do it!
Lucky 🍀✨
Gm
good luck
If Bitcoin is fungible, then how come sats can get tainted?
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🏆 Winners:
- Top Zap: nostr:npub1tqnh6mj52yet467l7lcl9enp322jvrh6448msl3ggnvluchffzms8qezmx (3500 sats)
- Random Liker: nostr:npub193jegpe9h0csh7al22mkcstqva2ygyny7ura8kwvrn4tsmtnl4lsrxny6k (500 sats)
- Random Reposter: nostr:npub1d958hwp9qzczljf659xdelndg5ptply63pcm5e9xr0vqqmgve4zqvw9eel (500 sats)
- Random Commenter: nostr:npub1mekx82usw7036zh2l8keha7n5aumansa8j5hugt33vf6e5pg8zds086lkn (500 sats)
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Dunno. Can you zap me tainted sats?