Bitcoin: 21M hard-coded reasons to stay sovereign.
Critics: “But what if… toots?”
Let’s compare:
• Bitcoin: Scarce, secure, sovereign ✅
• Farts: Abundant, anonymous, occasionally disruptive ❌
📊 Fort Comparison Matrix:
Property
Bitcoin
Farts
Scarce?
Yes
After Taco Bell
Transferable?
Instantly
Regrettably
Verifiable?
On-chain
Please don’t
Fungible?
Sats
Debatable
GM. Stay patient. Stack sats. Ignore the gas.
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