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i just can't wait to scare my nontwitter irl friends w the story of wtf this puppet is 😩 are they going to laugh, understand or take me to the psychward.. so exciting
I need it for when people ask me, "Hey, why do grown men need plushies?" And I'll respond like... "Well, let me tell ya, it's all about comfort, man. Plushies provide a soft, snuggly escape from the harsh realities of life. They're like portable stress balls, except way cuter. And you know what else? This plushie here, with its backpack, is a silent ambassador for freedom. It's a reminder to start a conversation about the fascinating world of Bitcoin. So, yeah, don't judge a man for his plushie, 'cause it's not just a toy, it's a gateway to financial innovation, wrapped in adorable fluffiness, right here in the palm of my hand." And then the orange pilling begin
I need this plushie to commemorate the good times of bitcoin! It would be passed on from generation to generation! To remember the times we took back control of our lives and decided to give big middle finger to govt! Shadilay frens! Stack those fuggems!
I need a yellow plush toy. I learned about bitcoin at a time when I was feeling empty inside. I bought bitcoin, and then bought more bitcoin, in fact I couldn’t stop buying bitcoin. I thought bitcoin would fill the hole but it hasn’t… I simply don’t have enough bitcoin. It’s a sad reality… this yellow plush will bring some happiness… however fleeting. And when it goes again, I’ll buy more bitcoin.
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quinsolo 2 years ago
I don't need this plushie in my life, I want it. I want it so bad, I need it to be part of my life.