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⚡️DEFAUXKING⚡️ Defauxking@primal.net 2 months ago

Let’s hope for the best

poe😱

When your wife is an ex wildlife rehabber and her connections have you go remove a finally trapped, unclaimed goat that's been terrorizing a neighborhood for a week three towns away at 9pm on a Friday.

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npub1uq6d...q22d 2 months ago

Already secured and what's the point of a truck if you don't fuck it up 😂

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npub1uq6d...q22d 2 months ago

This also looks crazy real 👍🫡

YODL yodl@nostr.land 2 months ago

You and Poe?

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npub1uq6d...q22d 2 months ago

There's no H in my npib so I can't be one of dem anagram things🤔 🤷

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YODL yodl@nostr.land 2 months ago

I'm not sure i follow all of this, but congrats, or sorry that happened

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⚡️DEFAUXKING⚡️ Defauxking@primal.net 2 months ago

Yeah ain’t no H in npib, pup

npub1uq6d...q22d 2 months ago

You don't know? Arent you the ringleader of ⭕? The fuck is even going on here? I've got questions.

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Ryan ryan@downisontheup.ca 2 months ago

Who?

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YODL yodl@nostr.land 2 months ago

I just met both you and defaux recently around the same time. Now I'm seeing a before and after of what appears to be the same goat in the same car. The circle, which yes is basically a gang of my henchmen, has nothing to do with it

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⚡️DEFAUXKING⚡️ Defauxking@primal.net 2 months ago

npub1uq6d...q22d 2 months ago

I actually don't know how he made the goat eating my truck picture look so good but I'm going with it.

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⚡️DEFAUXKING⚡️ Defauxking@primal.net 2 months ago

Computers these days be craaaaaazy

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YODL yodl@nostr.land 2 months ago

Oh, ok. I was kinda lost lol. There are a few couples floating around nostr

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Ryan ryan@downisontheup.ca 2 months ago

Ryan

This goat is on a rampage.

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npub1uq6d...q22d 2 months ago

Oh I wish 😂

npub1uq6d...q22d 2 months ago

Seriously what is going owen

Dan Wedge wedgesocial@nostrplebs.com 2 months ago

Gd AI got me

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YODL yodl@nostr.land 2 months ago

What an IDIOT

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⚡️DEFAUXKING⚡️ Defauxking@primal.net 2 months ago

Let’s just pray we aren’t radioing those words in to each other on the battlefield someday soon

Dan Wedge wedgesocial@nostrplebs.com 2 months ago

I know right, who leaves a goat in a car unattended?

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npub1uq6d...q22d 2 months ago

Jokes on you. Goat was keeping an eye on me until my wife came back.

Cameri🐦‍🔥 cameri@nostr.eco 2 months ago

Good point?

Sleventy3 sleventy3@zaps.lol 2 months ago

Henchmen at Yodlbase are on strike I've heard

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YODL yodl@nostr.land 2 months ago

They are. A useless bunch most of the time, but I keep them around for the lukz

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Sleventy3 sleventy3@zaps.lol 2 months ago

Such a big heart for a little man

npub1uq6d...q22d 2 months ago

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YODL yodl@nostr.land 2 months ago

What in tarnation!? Did you manage to sneak a camera into hq?

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npub1uq6d...q22d 2 months ago

You should rebrand the Henchmen to the G⭕⭕mbas 😂

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YODL yodl@nostr.land 2 months ago

This is an excellent suggestion. Will be employing at earliest chance I get

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npub1uq6d...q22d 2 months ago

Has the benefit as doubling as G👀mbas until that to shall passes 🤔🤷🫡

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YODL yodl@nostr.land 2 months ago

Yeah, seem to have misplaced mine 🤭

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