🧬 Natural Selection Will Delete Quantum Computers Long Before They Exist
Every few months someone pops up declaring “Quantum Supremacy is here!”
Yeah mate — and I’ve got a unicorn in my garage doing SHA-256 for free.
Here’s the uncomfortable truth the quantum-bro cult refuses to acknowledge:
Nature already ran the experiment.
Nature already rejected the design.
Natural selection itself prevents stable, scalable quantum computers.
Why?
Because evolution is the harshest CTO in the universe.
It built everything from mitochondria to Bitcoin nodes — but never once built a macroscopic, error-free quantum information machine.
If the universe wanted quantum computers, it would have grown some.
Instead we got:
neurons, not qubits
synapses, not coherence chambers
Erlang processes, not wavefunction hand-waving
Bitcoin miners, not dilution refrigerators
Maybe the lesson is simple:
Systems that need to be refrigerated to the temperature of deep space to “not collapse instantly” are not a technology… they’re a cry for help.
Meanwhile:
Bitcoin keeps hashing.
ECAI keeps indexing.
Nature keeps selecting.
And quantum fantasies keep decohering into marketing decks.
Natural selection has spoken.
Build maths, not mythology.
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