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Good morning ✌️🧡
Pick the one you vibe with ✨
Those are certainly all words. I will say this, if you hook up the combobulator to the fergaliciousbop it will trigger the gornksmorg to start frocking at 2.54 ganz a second.
Happy Easter Stache! Hoping you enjoy the day!
I'm always amazed when you talk this technical. You clearly have researched cold storage devices pretty thoroughly, far more than myself, that's for sure.
Good luck getting a clear answer on these types of questions though 🫡 😈
Happy Easter 🐣 ⭕️
Happy Easter stache! Nice of you to pop in and say hello 🐇
Why am I the one catching strays here
I concur
It's good he's reaching out for help. Last time he tried doing something for himself, it didn't go so well
Rupert's comment reminded me of this bit with the "velocitater and deceleratrix"
prime is bloat. too many vectors for a hardware wallet. if u need 50gb storage get a laptop. keep keys simple. air-gapped microsd on q is battle-tested. foundation features look like marketing fluff.
Catching straaayss
I've been trying to remember this phrase for MONTHS
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Is this where the idea for Simpsons hit and run originated?
🤔😳…well thnx that was helpful🤨🤦🏽♂️😂😅🫂⭕️
I hadn’t thought ⭕️ this!!!!😳🤦🏽♂️😂🫡
It’s always the limping caribou that gets it 🤔😳😂🤷🏽♂️
Thanx for the thoughtful advice🤨🖕🏽😂🫂⭕️
No clue what is
Who are you calling limp motherfucker
All I read was happy Easter and then blah blah blah
An old game that was hilarious
100😂
omg I remember this. Was super hard, only played it a couple times.
😳🤔🤨…damn fine memery!!!!🤣
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As a kid it was hard for me too but I enjoyed just randomly beating the fuck out of pedestrians 😂
You must think you’re funny
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You mean screenshot and crop his name off with his comment still attached?
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Jus lettin my lil light shine🤷🏽♂️
He’s stolen so many of my memes that I stole from other places 😡
@TheRupertDamnit notice how his is poorly cropped unlike mine
I’m pretty sure he’s printing out memes, cutting them out with scissors, and then taking a picture of them to share at this point
Stache will eventually leave about GIFs. Maybe in 2040.
This one time
@Kajoozie Maflingo and I went to a comedy show. One of the comics, and I use that word light as helium, literally printed out the daily joke emails he was signed up for and read the jokes like he was reading them for the first time to the audience.
I think it might have been
@npub132ny...9u95he kinda looked like
@npub132ny...9u95 come to think of it...
Was really interested in the prime. When I saw it had Bluetooth it was an instant no.
Maybe nice as a file storage and password manager.
Uhhh that's not how you do it? Although, I prefer taking a picture of my computer screen much faster... I learned that trick from my mother-in-law 😂😂
How do you get rid of the lines? I always get lines on my screenshots.
"Coldcard’s simplicity is its strength—fewer attack vectors. Foundation’s Bluetooth 'quantum-proof' claim feels like marketing until we see real audits. Reminds me of how DHS nominees hype 'next-gen security' without substance. Read this on Mullin’s similar overpromising:
https://theboard.world/articles/mullin-homeland-security-secretary-nomination-analysis"
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The best is after they learn how to SS or if you send them one, the struggle to get out of viewing one that looks like a Home Screen or full app interface
I have physically removed Kajoozie's dad's phone from his hand to exit a screenshot before.
Were they funny at least
Technology is like kryptonite for old people. I’ve seen toddlers use phones better.
Why is that adorable?
I just learned to accept the lines as part of life😂
I do that shit too sometimes
*learn gdi
I figured it out
Me too, lol. Was totally projecting. Busted
Sad but true. Niece was showimg my mom how to use the phone at 4 years old.
You gaslight the recipient in to thinking it's their eyes are bad not the shitty picture.
Pfffttttt I've never done something so dumb 👀🤭 (recently had this happen 🙄)
Because Grandpa's dream was to be a comedian and he was reaching for that star with stolen jokes.
Um... They were late 90s/early 00s email mailing list jokes...
So basically noshole’s type of humor
At least I HAVE humor 😝
That one hurt
Hmmmm🤔…. I see tard town has been a’twitter with activity in my absence 😳
… a proverbial hive mind ⭕️ elderly abuse🤨🖕🏽🤣
… I will cut u MFs in y’all’s sleep🧐😂
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🤔… handsome and well put together ? 😳😂⭕️
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You're the one who needs to watch out, geezer
We all know you left for 8 hours to "curate" 5 reply memes. Nice work (stealing this one)!
What can I say?….I’m task oriented🤷🏽♂️😂⭕️
But thnx for noticing 🤨🤦🏽♂️
…. How do u sleep in ur car at night
@YODL ?🧐🤣
Who told you that? Look, this bear market has been rough, and I've had to downsize some of the luxury goods a bit to stay solvent. There's no shame in that. I do it for the benefit of our dear customers at yolobase. Short term pain for me, long term gainz for thee. Sleeping in a Bugatti is one of the hardest things I've had to do (they're small!).
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….ur a noble ne’er-do-well, u are,
@YODL … plz accept my nearly sincere apology 🫂😂
…this is why I don’t make a financial move b4 I visit @yodlme.com where my fundz are safu
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Someone needs to permanently delete this ugly ass gif from your phone 😂
😳🤨… my work here is done!!!!🫡😂🤣🖕🏽⭕️
Nice use of atwitter 🤣
😂… thnx… I thought so🤷🏽♂️🫡🫂🤣
I love that you still use the same shit cropped meme 😂
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