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Houses are a shitcoin. Unless you have a wife & kids & are somewhat normal. Then they are a necessity. Get that house. But do it without putting anything down & maybe try to extend the first payment out about 2 years. 👑🧮🍾✅🚀🥄
Me to wife: check your retirement accounts $MSTR just made you a multimillionaire. Wife: Oh cool! What should we do for lunch? Stew maybe?
Yeah my wife didn’t care too much about the 3.5X her retirement account did after I had her buy FBTC/MSTR a couple years ago lol As it should be
I was today years old when I found out that homeless women w/a cold storage solution are my type. 🫠
Dogs? Dogs? 🧐🤔 Out. Now. Door on the left. Before I throw something at you, move quickly. I’d take a dog over 100% of the people on Nostr. Starting with you. image
Renting a house is underrated. If you rent directly from an owner being willing to give you a long term lease with contractual options to extends is something I’ve found is usually negotiable, especially if you offer a larger security deposit to make them more comfortable you won’t trash the place. Allow WAY more to be invested in BTC.
Me: I’m selling BTCs at $125K and buy a house. Wife: No, why? It’s going to be $250K sooner or later. Me: Wondering to myself. When did she become more bullish than me?