Do you have any idea how much self restraint it takes to not eat an entire container of sour cream. There should be a badge for this.
CARLA⚡️
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eccentric woman
Alas, I am being forced to leave the house in the bitter cold because my eyebrows are becoming one. Thank you, father.
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I’ve barely left the house in weeks and with the extreme cold coming now I’m concerned I might just become a shut in. Perhaps it’s not so bad. Who needs the outside anyway.
Guys I blame the CME the kiddo also woke up in the middle of the night and wouldn’t go back to bed.
I wonder what the first ever pillow looked and felt like. Rocks?
to everyone who says not to scroll when you have insomnia, I disagree, I find it better than laying in bed overthinking
good morning I guess???
Have you ever really looked at the pattern on shaved black truffles? Incredible. God, really.
I need a FUNNY or DUMB movie to watch that puts you in a GOOD MOOD unlike movies like MELANCHOLIA that make you want to jump off a bridge.
I freakin’ LOVE magicians. If there’s one at a party I’ll be following them all night. Number 1 fan. Borderline restraining order required.
You ever get the urge to learn about the Earth’s topography over time
So, I’m 2 weeks caffeine free!!
A lot of people will try to kill your vibe. It’s important you do not let them.
It’s raining in Hateno Village and I’m too lazy to make a fire so I’m just gonna shitpost here til it stops