CARLA yesterday

once upon a time I was young and quite shy…mom just found this photo…makes me glad I grew out of my shell…and ended up here with all of you 💜

CARLA 3 days ago

Do you have any idea how much self restraint it takes to not eat an entire container of sour cream. There should be a badge for this.

CARLA 4 days ago

Alas, I am being forced to leave the house in the bitter cold because my eyebrows are becoming one. Thank you, father. View quoted note →

CARLA 4 days ago

I’ve barely left the house in weeks and with the extreme cold coming now I’m concerned I might just become a shut in. Perhaps it’s not so bad. Who needs the outside anyway.

CARLA 5 days ago

Guys I blame the CME the kiddo also woke up in the middle of the night and wouldn’t go back to bed.

CARLA 6 days ago

I wonder what the first ever pillow looked and felt like. Rocks?

CARLA 1 week ago

to everyone who says not to scroll when you have insomnia, I disagree, I find it better than laying in bed overthinking good morning I guess???

CARLA 1 week ago

Have you ever really looked at the pattern on shaved black truffles? Incredible. God, really.

CARLA 1 week ago

I need a FUNNY or DUMB movie to watch that puts you in a GOOD MOOD unlike movies like MELANCHOLIA that make you want to jump off a bridge.

CARLA 1 week ago

I freakin’ LOVE magicians. If there’s one at a party I’ll be following them all night. Number 1 fan. Borderline restraining order required.

CARLA 1 week ago

You ever get the urge to learn about the Earth’s topography over time

CARLA 1 week ago

So, I’m 2 weeks caffeine free!!

CARLA 1 week ago

A lot of people will try to kill your vibe. It’s important you do not let them.