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I've been around for almost 2 years but am a regular npub recycler, as node and YODL will attest. I know all about the ways of theβοΈ!
Bibi says hi while Zion Donnie swallows his full load by the way π€
Skeet skeet π¦π¦π¦π¦
Dis true
nostr:npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy give the $$$ back π€π€π€
πShe learned the hard way

For some reason, I just imagined the official Canada social media page blocking and muting the UK official page.
I'm in charge of sarcasm, #Techno production (Currently helping nostr:nprofile1qqsp3yzapfwkyw4cr2vt4xx9s27474lj2pkxhqyfqh79n826pv3fkzqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhszrnhwden5te0dehhxtnvdakz7qg3waehxw309ahx7um5wghxcctwvshshkuc7l along), general abuse and frivolity.
Oh, and knives (Unlicenced)ππ».
I thought Trudeau was knee deep in Katy Perry. Then again, anything is possible

People keep complaining about the βhellthreads ruining notificationsββ¦..
Like BITCH stfu, we LIVE in a permanent hellthread loop βοΈ
Beans, innitπ₯³.
Hey you can just tag me okay. Iβm the sole complainer of hellthreads. But βοΈ threads are a blessing.
https://video.nostr.build/24a589f30e2f666556f6099681b82401e506b164a0fdca3f6a11d7dcc35bccfb.mp4
π complain all you want, I find them silly too, but the βοΈ notifications are like 10 fold
But the βοΈ threads are consensual. You joined of your own free will. Checkmate nerd!

Yes #Yestr
They are SOMETIMES consensual lol
I sometimes post pictures of my English cooking excellenceπ€π». Here's some beans, for your delectation.

Hey you know what Iβll take that. nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r our βοΈ threads are better than yours π
Stay β adjacent. It's like hood adjacent but better.
Iβm fully inside I think. Moist.
Noshole is knee deep in the βοΈ
It singed off my calf hair π¬
Canβt pull out now π³π€ππ€£
Nah. Iβve been knee deep so long, Iβve got gout and if I were to pull out now, this entire hole would tear
Ain't nobody got time for a torn hole. Put some cream on it.
These rookies, they wouldn't understand
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We wouldnβt want that. Keep at it.
Ur not spose to talk about initiationβ¦.the council will be nonplussed π³ππ€¦π½ββοΈπ
The whole tube is needed
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Always use the whole tube
Yarn knows ππΎ
The whβοΈle tube
I tried

Weβre already way too deep into it. Some might even say βknee deepβ π₯°ππ€π€¨
But I managed to get βοΈut π€£
Thnx nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve π³π€¨β¦.that was just nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat βs initiationβ¦.but he doesnβt know that (or didnβt know that)π€¦π½ββοΈπ
Perhaps with 2 shoes on head?

Gotta keep things cool
So youβre saying nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat has a torn hole?
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Non refundable from yolobase
Always. Winter is coming
Wassa inπ¦shun?
Your application was never approved
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Just out of curiosity, as I don't know. Are you Canadian or Americanπ€? It's just so I know what flavour of piss taking and abuse to throw your way, going forwardπ«. I suspect American, *Awaits confirmationππ».
I donβt have lame shoes like that. Does it matter?π
I should have read the fine print π
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Heβs with Cartman π€
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Its ok youβre a dood
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Aaah, a fat Yank. OK, thanks node, who hails from the finest country in the whole of North America.
In the whole of North America π€£
There's 3. Mecico, The Yanks and your lotπ€·π»ββοΈ.
Translation: he eats the Nutella in any jurisdiction π€
Gotta be first somewhere π€£
Wuhan got a new nickname?
You doxxed my country

So yeh, in order of excellence.
1) Canada.
2) Mexico.
3) 'merica.
Did I ? Oh lawd what have I done
#winning ππππ
Holehan

Many such cases.
This child has the capacity to master his emotions one day.
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One day he will be like Pepe diamond hands
Let us pray
Iβve yet to meet an adult that has mastered their emotions π
Remember the guy who blocked utxo for typing fast π€
No π
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π³πβοΈ
βοΈ remains undefeated
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lmao π€£π€£π€£
Born? You gave birth to them!
They were a βjoyβ to carry! π€£
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Marie invented tagging lots of people in a thread π€£π€£π€£ if thatβs the case then βοΈ invented shitposting
At least I listen to you and leave you now π€
We love you Marie π«π€π₯°π€£
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Big if true
We win by default βοΈπ«‘
True. Progress. Friendship may be possible someday. π
Love is a strong word
True if big
Donβt hold your breath!
nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r Mahdood says he doesnβt love you. I donβt believe him π€£π€£π€£
I expect the worst and hope for a neutral outcome
He secretly does love me!
She has nice boobs I admit
You guys love eachother π₯°ππ€
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now that's the truth
that's a mom's job