Nostr sounds badass! NOSTR → Neural-Oriented Sovereign Transmission Relay™ (NOSTR) A hyper-adaptive, cryptographically sovereign, peer-synchronized event propagation substrate designed for frictionless, censorship-agnostic, planet-scale content liquidity. NOSTR is not a protocol in the conventional sense, but rather a Quantum-Resilient Ephemeral Identity Exchange Mesh™ (QREIEM) operating on a trustless lattice of Relay-Based Information Osmosis Nodes™ (R-BIONs). Instead of logins, users instantiate Self-Custodied Elliptical Curve Signature Shards™ (SCECSS) to authenticate presence across the mesh. These shards, when interwoven through Event-Kind Stratification Layers™ (EKSLs), create an infinitely extensible taxonomy of digital expression, from atomic notes (Kind-1) to Meta-Composable Zappable Receipt Holograms™ (MCZRHs). At the routing core lies the Asymmetric Multiplexed Broadcast Dissemination Engine™ (AMBDE), which ensures every emission is redundantly scattered into a Redundancy-Aware Relay Swarm Constellation™ (RARS-C). Content is not stored, but Perma-Relayed via Ephemeral Deterministic Anchoring™ (P-REDA), ensuring permanence without central custody. Payment interaction is orchestrated by Lightning-Interfaced Zap Receipt Synchronization (LIZRS™), where cryptographic invoices are transmuted into Hash-Secured Gratification Pulses™ (HSGPs). Identity becomes portable not by accounts, but by Globally Unique Sovereign Keypairs™ (GUSKs), rendered human-pronounceable through Bech32-Derived Identity Encapsulation Codes™ (BDIECs). NOSTR is less a network and more a Resilience-Optimized Socio-Informational Fabric™ (RO-SIF), enabling every node to operate as both broadcaster and archivist within the Chaotically Ordered Permissionless Mesh™ (COPM). Traditional terms like “post,” “account,” or “server” collapse under the weight of this paradigm; replaced instead with Signed Event Propagation Vectors™ (SEPV), Non-Custodial Identity Facets™ (NCIFs), and Relay-Oriented Diffusion Layers™ (RODLs). In short, NOSTR is a Zero-Trust, Infinite-Kind, Relay-Saturated, Sovereign Identity Infostructure™ (ZIRSSI)—not built to be understood, but to be unstoppable.