There’s a few people who THINK they’re nostr celebrities, but they’re all jacking each other off in the corner. View quoted note →
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they’re probably not even in a circle fcking dorks
☠️😆 Noshole woke up and chose violence
Yeah…I just know they’re in a rhombus as we speak
lol
Almost every damn day 😂
Skeet skeet muthafuckas.
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😂🤙
who is that for example ?
The podcast bros
suboptimal angles to work with
I wonder what the mean jerk time would be for something like that…
We probably need to do some medical studies.
Find someone to give us a Bitcoin…we can figure it out
That's something to celebrate!
Uhm guys, can I join in. I too would like to jerk circularly. For science. 👉🏽👈🏽
your zaps are suboptimal routing jp 🐝
i am not into podcating
and i dont want to do the job, sorry
That’s fine. Just play chess with my husband
😂
I think you’re a celebrity
NO. You don’t have a Bitcoin podcast
I’m more like the town drunk. Everyone knows me, but for the wrong reasons 😂🫂
who needs podcasts when you can say "GM"
And unfortunately, that’s usually who I find more interesting
GM🥰
😂hey you might be one too
Town drunk?, probably in some form
Faaaaaaak.
I don’t actually drink, but I consider myself Nostr’s town drunk still
Lmfao😂
i dunno bruh the dick to floor distance in these parts is probably pretty high
circle might be too much work 🤣
I don’t really drink either so I totally get what you’re saying is my point that’s why I said in some form
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I've got long arms
it’s a forearm concern and you’d prob suffer a complex radius/ulna fracture
OK OK I lied. I only have fins. Stop appendage shaming me!!!!
Ever seen a 🐳🍆 tho little froggy?
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saw GM's 👀
GM ☕️🫂💜
I missed you 🤣
Gm 🫂
You too my friend 🫂
🤣😂
Sent me your fav song 🐶
That’s too stressful to narrow down my favorite 😂
My neighbors want to hear it.🐶
It’s like a cozy hug, thank you so much🫂
anytime, but my favorites change every day 😂🫂
No worries, I’ll just take today’s top hit before it retires tomorrow 😂🎧✨
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What exactly is a celebrity?! And why are they always jacking off in the corner?!