The distribution of intellectually challenged politicians in Oz and UK is fascinating.

I mean seriously are cricket bats even safe for kids? Jacinta look at me! Are our cricket bats on the table here? Butter knives? Jacinta don't walk away from me. View quoted note →

All I see are bulk machete distribution locations.

When we need sharp blades for the guillotines, we can go search these empty boxes!

Where do people get their machetes from? They're such poor quality these days. Plastic handles & blades that easily buckle. I want one that will last years before they ban them

Lawn mower blade + angle grinder = machete. That’s what I would do if the Gov banned machetes where I live, but only Vic is psychotic enough to try that.

Lol - I hadn't even thought about making one.

Weekend project for you mate. Teach the kids how to defy the state and use everyday items to ensure they get their heads lopped off in comeuppance 🤣

Lol I already forged a knife with my son with a piece of 1080 steel. I think he was 14. Every time bitcoin steps up a notch, I start eyeing off anvils.

Double whammy - how to make a multinational go broke whilst preparing to lop heads!

I think they're fucking over a private seller and not Amazon. They are probably paying for all the return shipping.

Some small merchant is getting screwed. Nothing happens to Amazon. In fact they make their cut either way.

Machetes don't kill people. People kill people.

Yes. Me too. A good anvil is hard to come by now. Home forging is the way to go. 🔥 🔨🗡️

How's a guy supposed to keep a path through the bush open without a good machete?

I know I'll get one eventually. Many of the anvils I've seen are pretty ordinary (too small or missing a good hole or horn). I always keep my eye out for them but the right one hasn't shown itself yet. I know they're only coming down when priced in Bitcoin despite them increasing in fiat terms. I have a welder & plasma cutter so a furness should be pretty easy to build. I missed a large electric blower from a jumping castle a couple of weeks ago & I've been wishing I'd bought it.

That's it, a good one that you can't resist will show up. Good tools are my weakness.