You are ? Or is this some religious thing?

100% Southerner superstition but I'm here for it

Was unaware. Right on, sounds delish anyway

Black eye peas, yes. Pork (sausage), yes. Cabbage and cornbread nah.

Corned beef, cabbage, and black eyed peas

I already had my pork and sauerkraut.

Pork salsa verde here

that's dope

badass

you'll have good luck anyway

you'll have luck but no money

There were greens too. But not much. Such is my lot

I think you can get off on a technicality

Technically getting off is better than not getting off at all, I suppose.

that's what my wife tells me

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