I don't want self driving cars or LED headlights. I want two different horn options.
One that says, “hey there, i'm not mad at you but just so you know, the light is green”
and another one that says "WHO GAVE YOU A LICENSE YOU TRAFFIC HAZARD ON WHEELS MENACE TO SOCIETY MOTHER F#^*%”
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You mean a speaker that actually says those words? 🤣
This is the horn I want:


🤣 💯
Yup
😂
> hey there, i'm not mad at you but just so you know, the light is green
Where I live, most people will just patiently wait for the guy to realize that on his own. Small town!
I've found that a very quick double honk works.
Agreed.
For which one
That makes sense. Def not happening in a metropolitan area
A little road rage there 😂
Nope. Kind reminders.
Maybe you need a PA system to say all that.
That would be legit. Are those legal?…. Eh, who cares. Love the idea.
I had one in high school and did all sorts of dumb stuff with it and never got arrested, so it must be legal.
It was just a CB radio with a PA function, hooked to a paging speaker mounted behind the grill.
I do double tap for nice and long hold for mad.
Very practical of you. lol.
Ok, maybe this is it.
The hey, lights red. Two quick ones just says hey man
😆
They have scrolling led lights that you can write from your phone. Silent and effective.
Universal code 👆
Guess you kinda need to drive a certain way though..
#1=two short beeps.
#2=one long HOOONK
The guys at our shop bought a train horn for one of our haul trucks. When they finally got it hooked up to the compressor and mounted I was across town a good two miles away. All I can say is holy shit. Now that would wake someone up if you were right on their bumper.
Go to India, Nepal or any neighboring country for a crash course on horn usage as communication device while driving
Haha. Yup. My buddies had one a few years back. Stupid loud.
In some cities you can only use the horn between dawn & dusk.💥
the high pitched long horn from my biscuit tin

