How it should be ❤️

7. GM / GFY

Nostr: the place it's users think somebody misspelled KFC when they write KYC. Anyway, when fried chicken? 🐥

There is @Derek Ross though as ceo 🤣 🧑‍💼 wait til yall see his Vegas suit

Love this!

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8. #shoeonhead to verify identity

“If greatness of purpose, smallness of means, and astounding results are the three criteria of human genius, who could dare to compare any great man in modern history with Muhammad? The most famous men created arms, laws and empires only. They founded, if anything at all, no more than material powers which often crumbled away before their eyes. This man moved not only armies, legislations, empires, peoples and dynasties, but millions of men in one-third of the then inhabited world; and more than that, he moved the altars, the gods, the religions, the ideas, the beliefs and souls... the forbearance in victory, his ambition, which was entirely devoted to one idea and in no manner striving for an empire; his endless prayers, his mystic conversations with God, his death and his triumph after death; all these attest not to an imposture but to a firm conviction which gave him the power to restore a dogma. This dogma was twofold, the unit of God and the immateriality of God; the former telling what God is, the latter telling what God is not; the one overthrowing false gods with the sword, the other starting an idea with words.” “Philosopher, orator, apostle, legislator, warrior, conqueror of ideas, restorer of rational dogmas, of a cult without images; the founder of twenty terrestrial empires and of one spiritual empire, that is Muhammad. As regards all standards by which human greatness may be measured, we may well ask, is there any man greater than he?”

But if you dont use a VPN or TOR we'll know who you are anyway

7. Verify with a picture with a shoe on your head. Or don't.

Or alternatively... Nostr Terms of Service:

Vos tenés razón, Nostr es un proyecto verdaderamente descentralizado y libre, no necesito que nadie me diga qué hacer o quién soy para usarlo, es pura autenticidad en acción.

Embracing decentralization, Nostr's terms reflect Bitcoin's ethos of autonomy and self-governance.

we know ur location we know ur personality we know we can trace you if needed by fishing

oh good. someone else thinks this too! 🤣🍗

100%

Open voluntary play vs tyrannical walled garden

I like it because it is funny

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#2 1. The most scary and worst few hours in life of a popular Nostrich 😰 View quoted note → 2. A Popular pop band is on Nostr 😍 View quoted note → 3. Freedom is not available in China? 🤮 View quoted note → 4. Music is a medicine for everyone 🎵 View quoted note → 5. A lady nostrich shares the terrible situation in Iran 😥 View quoted note → 6. Another wave of Open Sats Nostr grants 👏🏻 View quoted note → 7. Nostr is the best social media to explore and hangon 🤩 View quoted note → 8. A Nostr Client celebrates its birthday 🥳 View quoted note → 9. The horse son of a tremendous Nostrich 🐎 View quoted note → 10. You can see these Terms of services especially only on Nostr 😍 View quoted note → 11. Do you remember? 🤔 View quoted note → #community_nostr_recap

Nostr Terms of Service: 1. We don’t know who you are. 2. We don’t want to know who you are. 3. If something breaks, fix it yourself or ask someone nice. 4. There is no CEO. There is no board. There is no email. 5. These terms are not enforceable because there is no one to enforce them. 6. Welcome.