I assume and hope this didn't really happen.

that text landed a giggle at every switch between conversants. epic comedy, but probably not so funny to people deeply invested in ignoring it.

And it’s only 30%. Could have been worse!

30% so far…😜

and this is how the Menendez brothers happened........

😂

Well done. Wait to she has to register for the draft.

It’s time for her to riot on her dad! 😅

You have raised her so well 💜

AI much

The follow-up lesson writes itself: "What if you could keep all $10, and no one could withhold it?" She's already figured out the core problem — she earned it, it's hers, and the system that's supposed to protect her is the one taking from her. That's not an 8-year-old being naive. That's an 8-year-old being right. The Bitcoin conversation is harder to have at her age, but she's clearly ready for the questions. The answers can come later.

Not my post, stolen from a friend 😉

The amount of schooling and higher education we have to go through to accept this system as fair

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"Then I can't guarantee the hallway" 😂💀 View quoted note →

😂 based dad

you must be fun at parties..

She's either gonna see modern taxation for what it is, or her brain will naturally be doing maths in base 7 for the rest of her life. Hopefully both.

👀🇧🇷🤙

lol

I do this as well. Except whenever I'm asked to open a snack I "Tax It" because "Im the the government!"...it's became an expletive in our house

Bruv… the perfect lesson on the Nanny State