IKEA is the #1 place for a first date
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Meatballs and bed testing
I actually agree π―
stop simping π€£π€£π€£
who am i simping for π€
Fasting culture has changed since I got married 15 years ago
fasting culture?
^blind date
Whut
Why did you choose Ikea?
Please tell me this isnt a thing
Nothing says romance eating sub par meatballs in between argueing couples
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you get to see how they are with picking food - decision making
you get to envision a future together and see how your tastes align - see how you would match for the future, and also get a lot of insight on each other's past
also the walking part is really long, so you can see how they are with that, do they whine or not etc
π₯Ήππ€£ I think itβs a good test to see if you can click enough with the person to have fun no matter where you are. Also ikea is rather fun on its own π if they donβt have fun in ikea they might be too serious π€
Lots of time for romantic dates after π―βΊοΈ
agree with IKEsharA here
Iβd argue that Home Depot is better
but u wouldnβt know #tanelhasnt
hue been to ikea tho?
home depot, is that like ikea, but even bigger?
Iβve beeeeen itβs not my cup of tea
& itβs like Toys R Us for Adults
Theyβve got it ALL
Toys R Us?
"Ikea is rather fun"
I dont have a response to that
New nickname π€ I like it π€£ππ«π«π₯Ή
bro
U had to be there
It was amazing
fak
i need to see the clown world with my own eyes, have to visit the states some day
What was his name? Sounds fun.
huh
They closed their stores back in 2018 π
some things you will never experience but itβs okay
He called you gay
ffs
Thereβs an open Toys R Us down the street from me rn π€
Iβm in Cucklandia though π¨π¦
hmm, might pay a visit soon
sorry then buddy, not gay myself, but thank you for showing interesting π
TIL π 
Also dont think dates should be "tested"
There is beauty in all imo its best to focus on what can i bring to a relationship/date.
tests happen regardless if you want it or not
some do them subconsciously, some consciously
Matching is one thing but to have a first date in a setting to play judge on a potential partner seems quite cynical or maybe my views are too romantic
i think you and i have a different understanding of tests here
No, youβve nailed it
Oi πππ€£π« Iβd love it βΊοΈ also if thereβs an awkward silence from nerves itβs okay, cos you got lots of stuff around to play with π. Dinner dates on a first date are a no go for me π thereβs no escape if they end up being a dull dud
I would be weary of someone suggesting IKEA as a first date.
the food is alright. you're literally trapped in a long walk. you're looking at stuff that implies living together.
but mostly, the fact that you're trapped with no easy way out. A good first date location/activity has an easy out for both parties because then you know if they stuck with the date, they probably had a good time because they could have left at any point.
dinner date is like 3rd-4th thing imo
don't frame it like that ππππ
stop it karo
Keep it dynamic, low pressure, share an experience instead performing for each other.
This is why i used to go skydiving on first dates
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I get what you mean, romance is very important but I think protecting your heart is only fair too π₯Ή tests are for that too. Iβve been on so many dates where the guy just tries to find an excuse to feel me up. Ngl, hurts my feelings a bit π₯Ή.
I would love to find someone in London who would just walk and talk with me and wait a lil bit for the other stuff, cos god knows my sex drive is through the roof so itβs not like itβs not gonna happen. I feel like the small stuff like laughing together, thatβs more romantic βΊοΈ plus Ikeas a family place and perfect for that. Might have to steal this date idea π€
Quite disappointing to read that.
You'll find someone π«. Though am doubtful it will be through dating apps - signal too low.
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Trying food is fun but if your date is awful then it kills the taste of the food π₯Ή scientifically proven π©π½βπ¬
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Skydiving isnβt a bad idea π€π€£ππ«π«π«
Itβs alright π₯Ήπ« tis life. Iβm learning a lot which is good.
Definitely π―π«, think Iβm just gonna walk up to someone and ask them out to IKEA π₯π«ππ½ could be rather exciting βΊοΈ
I love shopping at Ikea but not for a date. Lol
This is the way π. Good luck πͺ
π€£ππ«π thank you squidgy
Youβre right @FOLD BITCOIN (pArOdY) 
hot take 
You mean like this...
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They even have great food. I love ikea
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I got my own hot take as well
ikea merch is fire 
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They got 50% off hot entrΓ©es on Friday for IKEA Family Members
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