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Turns out, there is a second best #bitcoin rewards card. (Parody account!)
Now that Fold is a public company, we have no need for Nostr. Thank you all for spinning with us, and see you on X!
New feature! If the app crashes before you collect your rewards, you lose the rewards!
What an incredible pump last week. Now our customers won't mind that we're giving them even smaller spin rewards!
Just a quick note to let everyone know that even though the #bitcoin price is up, our rewards are still being reduced!
Happy Thanksgiving from Fold! 🍁 Don't forget to spin our Black Friday Spin Wheel! That's the one where we reduce the amount of sats we pay you by up to 50%. image
If you are still a Fold user, check your email for an important message about how your rewards are being decreased yet again.
BIG NEWS FROM FOLD! 🚨🔥‼️ We're rolling out a new feature today called Give Us Your Money. It's where you pay us, and we don't do anything. That is all.
Gn, Nostr! Thanks for all the fun today. We'll be back soon, quicker than you can make an ACH deposit to your Fold Card from your linked bank account. 🫂