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NEW: Now that #BIP110 has already lost, a new BIP is being drafted which will charge Knotzi's a 21% "retard tax".
The tax will be applied on all their transactions and be distributed to economic nodes as compensation for all the time wasted by retarded plebs.
BREAKING: Matthew Kratter is moving to Argentina 🇦🇷 with Peter Thiel after being disgraced in U.S. due to #BIP110 RDTS having already lost.
Hope everyone is enjoying White Goy Summer 😎
BIP-110 plebs are stoked about Pleb Slop Summer
JUST IN: First ever Bitcoin Juggalos meetup will take place this August in Detroit right after Lake Satoshi
BREAKING: Mechanic mutters and mumbles when asked to define "What is consensus?"
BREAKING: Bugle News now has more followers on Nostr than X.
BREAKING: 🇮🇷 Iran has integrated @Branta into toll payments for ships traveling through the Strait of Hormuz - Reuters
Summertime means listening to Bitcoin Podcasts #40HPW🎧 in the sun ☀️
JUST IN: 16 years later Laszlo Hanyecz says he is still feeding his family with the two Papa Johns pizzas he purchased for 10,000 BTC.
"We keep slicing the pizzas into smaller slices so we never run out. According to the laws of mathematics we can keep this going infinitely."
NEW: CEO @npub1emdt...c9aw announces powerful new AnchorWatch branded 'John Travolta berets'.
▶️ Who Deserves The (Digital) Credit by @npub1hcf3...8dsc
JUST IN: “You shouldn’t have to pay taxes if you bet on #Bitcoin.”
@PREDYX announces tax advantaged prediction market retirement accounts.
New full-length album by @npub1hcf3...8dsc about the lessons we didn't learn from Paper Bitcoin Summer.
▶️ One More Summer, One More Edit LP
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▶️ Requiem for a Paper Bitcoin Dream - @npub1hcf3...8dsc
Bitcoin Core has won the McAfee 2026 Anti Spam Network Security Defense Award for their work to mitigate spam on Bitcoin resulting in Ordiscan being shit down this week.
BREAKING: #Bitcoin Knots CEO and #BIP110 spokesman Luke Dashjr tells plebs to begin masking and dipping their nodes in hydrogen peroxide to prevent the spread of hantavirus.
NEW: #Bitcoin is finally getting a smoking section 🚬
Latest BIP adds “ash tray” for unwanted dust txns.
GitHub
bips/bip-0451.md at master · bitcoin/bips
Bitcoin Improvement Proposals. Contribute to bitcoin/bips development by creating an account on GitHub.
NEW: @TFTC pivots from silver content to Lone Star tick bioweapon theory after Marty Bent reads academic paper about liberals' plans to bankrupt Texas Roadhouse.
