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Computer, load up celery man please. I just shit my pants. Now I'm gonna shit your pants.
Getting the road and the river mixed up and accidentally living to see another episode of Dark Shadows with Robert Stack #BigPensionGothGrandmaGF image
nah ur not praying ur paying "the web" was killed a long time ago now "social media" will too bc its TOO DANGEROUS!!!! when it isnt reprogramming the goyim to be even more helpless fucking retards u will need a license to operate a computer in 10 years computers are 1000% gay and jewish its called windows cuz u pay faggots to be able to look inside ur house watching u jaxk off all day long while they rape ur kids View quoted note →
I’ll break this down for you: If I ever want anybody to love me, I need to own Apple products. That’s a fact of modern life. But if I own Apple products and want to hear things, I have to own Beats by Dre merchandise. If I own Beats by Dre merchandise, I’m a douchebag. So, by the transitive property, if I ever want anybody to love me, I have to be a douchebag. That’s fucked up. Steve Ballmer (1984-2020) View quoted note →
Please do not play ALEX JONES clips around me. A single vowel sound from ALEX JONES could cause an sensory overload to the 10 power at this event. I begin to convulse and enter the fencing pose as ALEX JONES triggers my amidala. The vet bills are enormous. Please.
I think a future where any straight man could just choose to grow a banging set of tits would be great. just so anybody could play with a pair of tits. and then going out topless would be normalized and women would do it too. honestly, it's just a win win all around
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