Somewhere a millionaire is waking up.
Somewhere else a criminal is going to bed.
And here I am, somehow accomplishing both. 😌
Machakos Bitcoin Academy Kenya
Machakos_Bitcoin_Academy@bitcoin.com
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Dreaming in orange, acting in reality 🍊 | Founder – Machakos Bitcoin Academy | Freedom through knowledge & sats ⚡
https://geyser.fund/project/machakosbitcoinacademy
4:34 AM on a Friday.
If I become rich, this is called discipline.
If I don't, this is called insomnia.
😂⚡🧡
Proof of work. Rice. Beans. Cabbage. The kind of meal that built nations, survived bear markets, and still has enough energy left to argue about Bitcoin on the internet. ⚡🍚🫘
#foodstr
Going AFK. Converting hunger into energy. Hopefully the sats pump while I'm chewing.
Zuckerberg can't delete the rock, but rain doesn't pay for the paint. If you want to help us keep marking the territory and expanding the literacy work on the ground in Machakos, the Geyser is open. Every sat goes directly to the pavement.🧡🇰🇪📍💪⚡🌍
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Hardest billboard in Machakos. Literally.🧡⚡💪🌍
Machakos Kenya 📍🇰🇪
#nostr #plebstr #grownostr
Peer-to-peer isn't a concept you just read about in whitepapers. It's a conversation you have on the ground, standing by a post under the sun, explaining how financial sovereignty actually works. The literacy work continues.🫡💪🧡🌍⚡🇰🇪
Machakos Kenya 📍🧡🇰🇪
#nostr #bitcoin #ppebstr #grownostr #plebchain #zap
@uncleJim21 @Chris @Piotr @HODL @plebiANON @Scrotus @Orange Dad @Chiefmonkey @Void @MatCo @AnnieV
No fancy office, no corporate backing. Just paint, a brush, and real-world infrastructure. This is how the vision spreads.💪🧡🇰🇪🫡
#nostr #bitcoin #plebstr #plebchain
Hands dirty, head down. Putting in the hours where it actually matters.🧡💪
Machakos Kenya 📍🇰🇪
GM #nostr Fam 🧡
I don't chase wealthy plebs.
I simply stand in their natural migration path and hope for the best 😭⚡
Every notification gives me hope.
Every notification is someone liking a post from 3 weeks ago 😭or a bot has followed me for the 100th time in a day
My retirement plan currently consists of:
1.Bitcoin.
2.A monster zap.
3.Refusing to elaborate.
Random midnight thought:
somewhere in Kenya there’s a guy confidently giving relationship advice after being dumped 17 times 😭
Intrusive thought:
what if cats think humans are just emotionally unpredictable landlords 😭
One day I’ll accidentally become rich from Bitcoin and still continue eating ugali like nothing happened 😭⚡
Me pretending I’m ‘networking’ on Nostr while actually looking for entertainment and accidental validation 😭🤝
Tonight’s mission:
be funny
avoid overthinking
accidentally farm sats
Fed the body with ugali and beef.
Now it’s time to feed the Nostr timeline with unnecessary opinions and shameless zap bait 😭⚡
Bitcoin fixed my understanding of money but destroyed my ability to enjoy a normal conversation.
Manifesting a wealthy pleb spotting this note and confusing generosity with destiny.🤲
#nostr #plebstr #plebchain