Kifeee said "Don't be lambistic!" 😭🔥
No room for negativity or sitting on hands. We’re taking that energy straight to the streets of Machakos today....onboarding vendors, prepping public art, and stacking sats! Let's get it! 🇰🇪⚡️
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Do not be anxious about anything but in everything by prayer and petition with Thanksgiving to God
I miss those days when my mama would just take me to the hospital whenever I wasn’t feeling well. 🥲❤️
Back then, all I had to do was say, “Mama, I’m not feeling well.”
Now you grow up and realize there’s no one coming to carry you when you’re hurting. You just have to be strong and figure it out somehow. 🥲❤️
Doctors on the timeline, assemble. 🤲😂
The boy has been getting sharp, stabbing pains at the back-right side of his head since yesterday.
What could this be? 😯
Am I surviving this or should I start writing my will? 😂🥲
#asknostr
Nostr, your boy has been dealing with a pretty severe headache since yesterday. 🥲
Sharp pain at the back-right side of my head that keeps coming and going.
Not gonna lie, it’s worrying me a little.
But we’re here. We won’t die. We keep going. 💪🧡🇰🇪
Sometimes it gets lonely here… making noise all by myself. 😂
But do I care?
Absolutely not. 😭
My anonymous wealthy pleb is somewhere in the shadows, quietly monitoring the situation like an undercover angel.
Then just when things get suspiciously difficult…
BOOM. 50k sats. ⚡️😂
He knows. I don’t ask questions. We both understand the assignment. 🧡🇰🇪
Sometimes it gets tough.
Other times, it gets better.
That’s life. 💪🧡
You keep moving either way.
I’m pretty sure my ancestors didn’t outrun lions, survive droughts, dodge death and sacrifice entire generations just for their bloodline to culminate in me, unemployed in 2026, strategically lurking on Nostr for sats. 😭🥲
But hey… they survived.
Now it’s my turn.
A boy gotta survive. 😂⚡️🇰🇪
Been unemployed the whole of 2026.
But somehow, Nostr kept me going. 🧡🇰🇪🌍💪
I build whatever I can. I keep showing up. I keep trying.
And somehow, you guys keep showing up for me too. 🙏❤️🧡
Every zap, every connection, every bit of encouragement has meant more than you probably realize.
I love Nostr to death. ⚡️🧡
You know what, Nostr? 😩🥲
I’ll admit it…
With unemployment and insufficient funds to handle my basic needs, I’ve been studying the ancient art of figuring out how to extract sats from you people. 😭⚡️
Not manipulation.
Just advanced financial engineering from a Kenyan unemployed graduate. 😂🇰🇪🫠
#Nostr #Bitcoin
What business does an unemployed person like this boy have waking up this early? 😭🇰🇪
The unemployment department opens at 5 AM, apparently. 💀⚡️
Eloi, Eloi, Nostr… 🤲🥲
Why have you forsaken the boy?
#asknostr
Every two minutes: “Damn, it's Monday.” 😭💀
Sunday evening and the boy has completed his daily proof-of-work. 🚶🏾♂️😂
No blocks mined.
No sats found.
But several unnecessary kilometres have been successfully decentralized. ₿⚡️
8:04 PM on a Sunday 😁🫠🇰🇪🧡
Been walking all day.
No grand strategy.
Just proof-of-work with legs. 😂🚶🏾♂️⚡️
Tomorrow we continue the madness.