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Machakos Bitcoin Academy Kenya
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Dreaming in orange, acting in reality 🍊 | Founder – Machakos Bitcoin Academy | Freedom through knowledge & sats ⚑ https://geyser.fund/project/machakosbitcoinacademy
I know I be boring some of you 😭 forgive me. If you’re still here, congratulationsβ€”you've unlocked the loyalty bonus. πŸ˜‚βš‘οΈ
Manifesting one absolutely irresponsible zap from a wealthy pleb with more generosity than common sense. πŸ˜‚βš‘οΈπŸ€—πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜—πŸ˜—
My landlord doesn't know it yet, but somewhere on Nostr there's a wealthy pleb who could become part of this household's economic history. πŸ˜‚ #nostr #manifesting #plebchain
My ancestors survived droughts, colonialism and economic hardship just for me to be awake at 4:35 AM asking strangers for internet coins. πŸ˜­πŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺ
4:35 AM. Sleep has clearly moved on with its life. I’m not chasing it. I’m just here. Existing. Posting. Accepting miracles. ⚑️
If you see me posting at this hour, mind your business. The African time zone has entered the mempool. πŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺπŸ˜‚
My body is 70% water, 20% githeri, and 10% sleep deprivation, running on an Airtel connection in pitch darkness at 4:20 AM while central bankers print my life expectancy away. Evolutionary peak right here. πŸ˜­βš‘οΈπŸ’€
came to Nostr looking for community. Somehow I ended up learning monetary policy, Lightning, psychology and the ancient art of refreshing my notifications.
Building a sovereign future right from the ground up in Kenya πŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺ⚑️ At Machakos Bitcoin Academy, we’re equipping local youths with real financial literacy, self-custody, and Lightning payments to build a true circular economy. Educate. Empower. Elevate. 🧑 #nostr #plebchain #bitcoin image
Even the cute orange hoodie can't hide the raw node-runner energy. Bitcoin consensus isn't built on compromise or central planningβ€”it's built on individual sovereignty. Keep block space decentralized. 🟧⚑️ image
Goodnight y'all πŸ‘‹πŸ˜΄πŸ€§ Time to let the body do its thing. Hopefully I wake up feeling like myself again. πŸ™πŸ§‘ Stay safe, stay kind, and keep building. βš‘πŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺ
Pray for me, guys πŸ™πŸ˜” Jokes aside, I'm genuinely unwell today. Just taking it easy and hoping to bounce back soon. πŸ§‘πŸ™
Currently running on hot water, tissues and faith 😭🀧 My chest and throat are doing a whole podcast.
Trading emotional inflation for monetary integrity 😭 non-custodial heart, non-refundable sats! βš‘οΈπŸ’” image
Stepping out of the shadows of a dying financial system and walking straight toward sound money. The path is narrow, the canyon walls are high, but the destination is unshakeable truth. Stand firm. Stack sats. Sovereign mindset always. 🧑⚑️ image
If I don't make it back, just know the neighbours' speakers won. πŸ˜­πŸ”ŠπŸ€£ Tell them my ears fought bravely. ⚑
Remember, my ears are scheduled for surgery by sunrise, so I won't be complaining if the sats start flowing. 🀣⚑😭
Goodbye for now πŸ‘‹πŸ€£ I'm going to negotiate a peace treaty with my neighbours' speakers. If I survive the night, I'll be back. πŸ˜­πŸ”ŠπŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺ⚑
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