ER doctor: “So yeah this guy has a lot of things wrong with him that are probably chronic but just to be safe I consulted cardiology, nephrology, GI, and infectious disease.”
Me: “I see. Did you also consult deez?”
ER doctor: “Deez who?”
Me: 😏…
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Does he need a catheter?
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Ironically I think they missed the AUR if memory serves 😆
don't forget to curbside bofa!
I’m saving this for my last day. If I pull it off my department will build statues in my honor 😆
Answered prayers.
NUTS 🖕🤣🤣
Little vader didnt learn the choke hold & all is well doc