We're basically the only real bitcoiners. Us and ancaps who hold bitcoin and don't trust but verify, generally.

Yeah BuT - Lightning doesn't work

Nostr is how I discovered lightning, and in the same moment I realized Bitcoin is an excellent candidate for the apex money, and I started actually researching it deeply and stopped falling for any of the propaganda against it on Coinbase. I had always been open to the possibility it was something major, but I didn't see it until I had good reason to focus on it, and I didn't own any bitcoin. Zaps opened my eyes.

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