Came up on a bidet attachment for our toilet. It's no full blown Japanese toilet, complete with warm water and blow dryer, but DAMN does my butt feel better than yours (probably; unless you also have a bidet). HFSPoopy
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I need a bidet lol
Dude. I feel like a squirrel shakin its ass in the morning breeze. Best analogy I could come up with.
Just buy a Toto already lol
It’s all about the bum gun. Down with the west and smearing shit around the bum hole.
I got to use one at an air bnb not long ago, and we swore we'd get one eventually. They're not cheap, at least not the one I want. Not to mention the whole installing a new toilet, and chance of a move in the future... anyway, for now this will have to do. If you have a Toto, know that I'm deeply, deeply jealous
Well said! Can't go back
I also have superior posterior cleanliness. I can't believe people just walk around like this all day.
That's a great analogy hahaha 🤣🤣🤣
Been planking on getting one when I finally remodel the master bathroom…
Personally I like my bidets separate from the toliet… but I don’t have the space for that here…
Congrats! Welcome to real life 😁🙌
The Toto is so good. So worth it.
Contender for best note of the day.
... so far 🌄 ⭕️
Disgusting! Feels like ages ago already since I distinguished myself from those dregs of society 🧐 🥂
Separate eh? Thats old school, and I like it in theory, but would you still get all the advanced functionality of the Toto? Ie, do they have non-toilet Toto's, or would you be relegated to just a regular bidet?
Been a while since I’ve looked at them 🤷🏻♂️
But Toto’s are the way to go…
Did you end up spraying it everywhere when testing it out after the install ? I installed bidets in both of my bathrooms but every time some came over they always did this so I removed the one from the guest bathroom.
Loool, I did exactly that the first time I turned it on. There's a pressure knob, and a front/rear knob, and the pressure knob is pretty sensitive. So I had it fully in front and blasted the wall on first try. I've got it down now though.
I hate going to countries that don’t have a shataf in the bathroom. Heathens.
As of a couple days ago, I'm fully on board with this sentiment. Disgusting people. I would never be like them (again).
Welcome to the Sparkling Ass Club.
You're a member too? It's not just the sparkle, but the invigorating feeling, I think. Similar to splashing water on your face in the morning. Gives me a lil extra wakefulness. The ass truly is the center of the body...
There is no going back sir
Member for 11+ years.
We've become butt snobs now because of it. I can take a trip and realize my butt is just super pampered now
Who knew butts could be so rigid before bidet?
To borrow a phrase from mrecheese, it feels good to join the sparkling ass club
We welcome you with soft hands 😂
