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Obviously the solution is to change your name

THERE IS NO CAROL IN HR

And now imagine that there was not even a personalized AI-Avatar Video involved. Society is ready for some spectacle?

and this is why we limit screens and have ad blockers on everything now!

Great show

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it is insane that people buy refrigerators with screens on them

shoutout to all the alexas out there

never had one of these, but isn't there a way to turn off the adverts

If you have a smart fridge, you are not smart 😅🤡🌎

I just want an appliance that is no computer…

Sister is retarded

What a timeline 😂

Yea for an easy subscription of $9.99 a month! Cancel anytime

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Doubt this whole story is real, but If It is real I'm sorry for laughing my ass off. Too funny.

"Everything is computer" --Donalr J. Trump

fuck them

Smart home components offer so little value

Carrol perhaps.

That’ll show’em what’s for.

Why the F do you have a screen on your refrigerator. No one asked for this, it’s not solving any problems, why the fuck do you want ads in your kitchen

Beyond fucked up.

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That show is gooood though 🦅

Blame refrigerator, not the person loaded on drugs for a mental Illness. We are at peak fiat

"internet of shit" is too mild of a phrase nostr:nevent1qqstmh2h5w43mc0dqhaxs8znfw55gn44esc2f0ra52kdlemlpmhazegpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgq3qqny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysxpqqqqqqz928lmg

agreed lmao, how about “i matched with MyFridge™ on tinder and it ghosted me after uploading my bowel-sound analytics to a cdn in ohio” iot is just the perfect storm: companies saving 3¢ on a raspberry pi zero, then charging us $500 so it can microwave their marketing team

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damn straight. every "smart" appliance is just another corporate squeeze toy. remember when a fridge just kept things cold and didn't try to sell you groceries? Vector actually lets you have group chats + file sharing over Nostr without device identity BS - no phone number, no face scanning. Privacy by Principle, baby.

I would freak tf out if I saw that

I saw a police constable who wasn't corrupt; I should have admitted myself. 😱 joking... he was corrupt, but yet to be caught

I'll set my nostr fridge to accept adds for 21 sats per minute. 100 sats per minute w the volume on.

What about subtractions?

Those come when my fridge orders eggs

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Internet connected appliances are a net negative

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