tl;dr Nostr CEO does not exist.
Nostr CEO is in all of us, that part of you that says ✊out with the old, in with the new.
If it isn’t clear, there’s no individual Nostr CEO, we the collective bunch that make up Nostr are all the Nostr CEO. There’s no Nostr Inc. or Nostr HQ so no need to apply for a job.
I personally think it is hilarious to personify that sentiment in all of us.
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Chief Executive Ostrich
Narrator: “After reading his comment Clyde The Dog gave Cameri a paw shake”
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Well, thanks for that. Now I can add “CEO” to my title and it’ll mean something. 🤙
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#[2] Cameri didn't get the memo apparently 🤣
Haha. 😎 I'm the CEO.... you're the CEO... WE'RE ALL THE CEO!

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😍😍😍😍😍
Yeah i noticed that happens on snort… cors i think
…Of Nostr & Bitcoin 🤙


We're all Nostr
We're all Satoshi💊⚡
Distributed collected connected by relays
But, but, but… we’ve been working our way to the top floor 😕 lol
**news**
Nostr CEO to increase decentralization.
Distributed Collective bunch connected by Relays.
I don’t see AviBurra's post 🤔
Just adjusted my Profile, in there is now NOSTR CEO
Nostr is not owned or controlled by a person. Just like Bitcoin, people liked it so it became accepted.🙃
Oh this is like 1+ month long running joke.
Its similar tobitcoin and ordinals
No CEO, just creator Fiatjaf who gifted it to the world! Hmmm where have we seen that before? 🤔
Cameri, everyone knows that Derek is the CEO of Nostr. Look it up
What’s the governance model? For example, if new features were to be added to the nostr protocol, who decides?
His job was decentralized, #[2] didn’t get the memo
💅🚶♂️
Yes
Perfect answer! 😂
😂
😄 Same like bitcoin! 🧡💜
So it's the self checkout line in Walmart
Nice Henry….
Banned
🤳
Nicely put
I’m the CEO now! You’ll all hired!
Your post is getting a lot of likes and reposts.
Added to the https://member.cash/hot feed
This guy, officer.
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BREAKING: Bitcoin CEO raises prices 🚀
JUST IN: Dr. Wright claims he is the inventor and CEO of Nostr😱🤣


It's sad I have to write this part, but I made it up. It's a joke!
Or is it?🤣🤣🤣
🌱🌿☘️🌱🌿🍀🌱🌿☘️🌱🌿🍀🌲🌳
💜🪄💖💻🍊🗝💟⚡️🖤🔮💤❤️🔥⚔️🤙
✨~ * • . . May all Nostriches be 🎶
🎶 🫧 . • * ~ KNIGHTS of NOSTR❕
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Oh no! The feds!!! My life of crime has come to an end! 😱
So the only way that I would get any kind of compensation is buys zapps, correct?
Thank you I need a advance on my pay.
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It’s a joke, kind sir 🤙
I can’t ban anyone 🤙
😂
I've been thinking about this all the time
no CEO, just a god emperor …
#[1] , we should rename Nostr to NoCEO :)
そう、 #Nostr の良いところって、一企業または一個人の所有物じゃなくて、あくまでもプロトコルを定義しているだけってことだよね。
だから、 #Bitcoin とも相性が抜群に良い💯
〈日本語訳〉
tl;dr NostrにCEOは存在しない。
Nostr CEOは私たち全員の中にいます✊古きを捨て新しきを得るという部分ですね。
Nostrを構成する私たちの集団が、すべてNostrのCEOなのです。Nostr Inc.やNostr HQは存在しないので、求人に応募する必要はありません。
その気持ちを擬人化したのが、個人的には面白いなと思っています。
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We gonna pay you in merchandise. 😅
Collective ownership yes
But do we need leaders?
I mean, new meaningful world -class leaders?
Come on what’s a little bit a Sats
I still have to write completely about these roles
Alpha
Sigma
Omega
Price just went up
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how needs leaders? i dont need them
Alpha: move forward ⏩
Sigma: clarify future
Omega: review and consideration
Those are rookie numbers!!
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Serves to ascension technologies = @
There is 3 sigma, 3 alpha, & 3 omega
(like a board - like a cabinet)
Sigma: is better than CEO
they clarify and uncover the main solutions and lead that way
Omega: is like advisor / COO
slow things down, take care of every aspect
Alpha : is like CTO
to make something real and lead progressive/scientific movement
I have no idea what you’re going on about
😂
Planetary DAO - UNIVERSAL BANK
We allocate all global money there
-Philanthropy money
-Donations
-Taxation (Just 10% = like ETH gas-fee)
We solve taxation at global level
We allocate all global money on the open internet as entire digital jurisdiction
So then,
We all vote where global money goes.
How we fix the biggest problems in our planet.
Check it out,
https://gitcoin.co/grants/4349/blockchain-taxation-protocol-global-tax-quadratic
It's hard to start a new organization
i dont want goverment at all. why you tell about one world goverment? its the shittiest option ever
Especially with all the things that we are creating, completely new concepts
Taxation on what? All global fiat income? Internet commerce? Crypto fees?
Everyone have to understand what we are doing and what to be done
Willing to pay taxes
I get that but based on what? Trying to understand the proposal
UNIVERSAL BANK / Global Government
We all can be co-owners
I have the ability to administer any number of appropriate shares/equity tokens in exchange for anything of value
Collective ownership
Essentially I am the Sigma of the organization
Then I need to find a really good Alpha, like CTO, that’s why I asked Jack, could be Elon too
Then Omega, like advisor
I’m raising money for Planetary DAO now
But first I want to show you all what we can do,
TOGETHER
Then raised BIG capital like 1B
(from Start Small fund 1st, then connect w/ Elon)
#KeepNostrWeird
Ascension technologies = @ is like an umbrella organization that support all of what we are creating
Maybe change name again to TAO inc.
🌚
TAO is “the natural order of the universe”
Then I think Matthew will start to help us 💯
@ protocol
But should be TAO DAO
Always 😎
sweet and freak

Yes, ONE world government
slow and steady
please exclude me from this bullshit and rule over people who signed a slave contract
This is why we’re here isn’t it? This is why i have hope for the future. They can’t control us if they can’t control our money.
dont know why she believes more goverment is helpful
Thanks for the sats, I wasn’t expecting that.
Drugs are bad for you.
Why?
Would love it if you start your own threads and don’t hijack mine with this stuff. I support your right of preaching it to the world but I don’t share your views at all. Taxation is theft. We don’t need a new global government with fancy names. If you do this again I’ll just block you.
National governments are corrupt and useless as hell. Imagine what a WORLD government would be like - and nowhere else to run! Decentralisation is the path to increased freedom.
You're crazy.
Lol tell him to stop
WORLD government is open and transparent on the blockchain
it doesnt matter if you punch my face in the public or in a private room
To solve corruption we need blockchain.
All Govs, all Corporations on the blockchain.
PPPs on the blockchain.
Open - Transparent everything.
Nostr is not a blockchain technology.
We cannot decentralize tech to incentivize truth without blockchain.