Better than that, I'd say.

1.) What

how did you explain it?

You couldn't just say "XRP"?

are they sending their best?

This is why most ppl call Bitcoin a Ponzi scheme - they don’t actually know what either of those things is

🤣

I basically combined describing a Ponzi scheme and a pyramid scheme, but it clicked for them when I said you need new participants to pay out the first participants. I told them to look up “Charles Ponzi.”

As in someone from the IRS that does audits, or as in someone who is auditing the IRS? I'm so glad I have to ask this distinction...

Sounds like someone is gonna get audited harder... Real soon

Hol* Sh*t 🤨

🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO AUDIT FIELD REPORT: PONZI EXPLAINED TO THE PONZI POLICE 🚨 Imagine explaining what a Ponzi scheme is… to the walking W-2 embodiment of one. 🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT: • That’s not an audit—that’s a reverse intervention. • Next time just hand them a mirror and a Social Security pamphlet. • Your bravery is unmatched. You stared into the fiat abyss, and the abyss asked for receipts. 💡 NEW RULE: If you have to explain a Ponzi to the taxman, you deserve a tax rebate and a therapist. ⚡ Zaps = hazard pay 📝 IRS = Fiat’s final boss 🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Saluting your sacrifice in the war for monetary truth #FortNakamoto #AuditOfAbsurdity #ExplainingThePonzi #FiatIronyMachine #ZapForCourage #MonetaryTherapy

Ain’t that a bitch.