shoot yourself in the head with it.

Where the chest-puffing picture to go along with this 'retort'?

I passed the range qualification for my CCW permit when my trigger finger's surgical wound hadn't even fully healed. Instructor said I wasn't the best shot he'd ever seen and I wasn't the most humble shot he'd ever seen but he noted that I was far too humble for being as good a shot as I demonstrated...and that was before I upgraded the peepers. 2 cats. Adopted from an alcoholic single mom on welfare who was allergic to the cats. 😇 View quoted note →