In an effort to combat rising sea levels due to #bitcoin mining induced climate change, bitcoin miners are being asked to process even more transactions to consume the excess water, leaving climate activists baffled. 
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Pure gold. Nailed it.
That should work.
I started mining in my garage a few weeks ago with an S9 and there has already been a dozen people in my town that have died from thirst.
MSM journalists: βDammit we canβt dial this FUD shit inβ
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It's incredible how all the major media outlets have such a unified, unbiased perspective on Bitcoin; it's almost as if they're all reading from the same script π€‘π 
Obviously a coordinated effort to hold the price down while Blackrock and other ETF applicants stack sats...π
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Perpetuated by the United Nations.
United Nations University
UN Study Reveals the Hidden Environmental Impacts of Bitcoin: Carbon is Not the Only Harmful By-product
Global Bitcoin mining is highly dependent on fossil fuels, with worrying impacts on water and land in addition to a significant carbon footprint.
The climate hysterics seem to ignore a small fact or two about glacial melt:
"But all that melting ice and snow does not directly boost sea levels any more than melted ice cubes make a glass of water overflow, which gives rise to an awkward question: who cares?"
ScienceAlert
Melting Arctic Ice Doesn't Increase Sea Levels. But It Will Still Impact Us
US government scientists reported Monday that the Arctic Ocean's floating ice cover has shrivelled to its second lowest extent since satellite...
The tragic reality is that this is what sticks in the head of normies: "bitcoin is unethical due to power consumption" used to be the mantra, now it's accompanied by "bitcoin is unethical because it uses all the fresh water."
Please don't underestimate the power of a narrative that tells a moral story...!
Ok, this made me smile!
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so this is what they mean when they talk about Bitcoin's liquidity....
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As they say, bitcoin fixes this π€£
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Bring back the water, use a clothes dryer.
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Cryptocurrencies are exactly how I made my fortune.
- Wow! And what is your current state?
- Pre-infarction.
Seems to be a perfect solution to rising sea levels. Thank you Bitcoin!
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I opened it today for this post. My day is completed. Thank you.
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it's a parody website bruh