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Oshi: Handcrafted, small batch artisan butters, bars, and chocolates
Handcrafted, small batch artisan butters, bars, and chocolates
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The key to a lovely girl is not go straight into her pussy...
First you need to conquer her heart... with some damn good chocolate.
Then you will see how her pussy is open, like those juicy fruits...
Darth your in some kind of mood this evening. What is @Oshi (推し) putting in this stuff?
Fun fact: (Unfortunately) I never bought anything from Oshi, but I love chocolate and I know how to use it on girls 😄
Sorry but this is not a shill for Oshi, just that they have great looking chocolates, damn it. And you can pay with sats FFS !
I though they sold nuts, not peaches
Nuts are for girls, peaches are for boys....
Like a true wiseman
You’d love the chocolates. Let me send you some 🍫🚀
Good chocolate w good design
Dude you gotta try some Oshi sometime! It’s damn good. 👍
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Try this:
- buy some chocolate (Oshi because is with sats)
- put one chunk of chocolate in the mouth of a girl, wait some moments...
- then ask her: do you want me to put another chunk of chocolate somewhere else and try to lick it until it melts?
She will definitely say YES.
The rest is just history...
Drugs. He's putting drugs in them.
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I am quite old but maaan, I see that people nowadays forgot how to be romantic and really do a proof of work to conquer a girl.
There was never in my life a girl that didn't "melt" because of chocolate... guys nowadays do not know how to conquer a girl...
Chocolate is the key! Seriously.
LOL keep nostr weird
drugs make the pussy wet... you know that?
I have always been called “chocolate boy” from hey Arnold. I will never stop eating quality chocolate. It is a god given right of passage for this life.
Conjure it here
Addiction over belief
I just ate a node about 20 minutes ago. Delicious, and they make me sleep REALLY well after laughing at a few episodes of parks and rec.
Freedom = the good 👍🏻 the bad 👎🏻 and the ugly 🤢
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Awesome man, so happy you and others have been enjoying them. Had one myself earlier; can confirm v good ❤️
I’m debating on making a batch of regular chocolates. Is that something that you’d be into?
Well... Yes they would be great BUT for me personally, the hodlbutter is already a test of my willpower as it is my splurge off my diet one giant spoonful at a time. . The nodes at least count as medicine in addition to a treat. Lol
There's no way you wouldn't sell em all quickly though.
Parks and recs is good!
Just add some chocolate and you have the best anarchy!
Even Ron Swanson was in love wirh chocolate. Just figure....
I agree with ya. True staples I will admit
#nostr is weird
You know that!!
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@DarthCoin ₿⚡️ gets a follow straight up for comedy value!
You need to blur this
If you have sick imagination and see anything else than just fruits in this image, is your problem not mine.
I will never self-censor me. Self-censoring is a stupid communist thing.
Im only joking Darth. Please forgive me
😂😂😂
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But will you self-censor somebody else 🤔