Roasting chicken, being efficient and multitasking. Doing admin in parallel, like signing up the local pleb meet for the Blockstream beginners educational pack. Have alarms set for key times. Feeling like a capable adult.
Alarm goes off. Head downstairs. Discover the chicken's been in for 1hr longer than expected, but at the lower heat. Find meat thermometer. Probe chicken. It's definitely cooked.
Leave to rest. Head upstairs feeling grateful but less capable. Go complete sign up. Check phone. Time's reversed, it's now only 20 mins since the chicken was meant to be turned up.
Head downstairs, realise it's clock change day & the oven is airgapped 🙃. Lose all sense of capability. Put oven back on.
Twice-baked chicken's fine, right?🙄
