A few months ago I rented a Ferrari on Turo but ended up getting a Corvette because the convertible top was broken by a previous renter.
Today I rented a BMW i8 but ended up getting a Corvette because the previous renter smoked weed in the i8.
I'm sensing a pattern.
Also it's ridiculous that I couldn't simply accept the stinky i8. I told them I had already driven a Corvette and wanted something different 😑
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Shitcoiner problems
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“I told them I had already driven a Corvette and wanted something different 😑”
That was one of the snobbiest things the attendant heard that day.
Ok bitboy
First world problems!
The tragedy of the commons 🤷♀️
People really want a tool share capacity with the Salon I'm doing, I'm not sure how to keep these tools from ending up broken or stolen, there's a reason people prefer their own stuff.
Who the fuck rents a Ferrari?
Thanks - this is the first I’ve heard of Turo. Now I’m planning to use it.
Nobody cares, faggot.
WHAT A FUCKING HOMOEROTIC HUMBLE BRAG
FIRST WORLD FAGGOTRY*
Haha 😂

A guy who wants to experience driving a Ferrari without buying a Ferrari.
A rental or lease
You can afford to lose a bitcoin or two unlike those of us who haven't sold our souls. I'm sure you got a nice bonus for doing Citrea's bidding.
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BREAKING:
Corvette-only car rental company finds new sucker market on Turo. Specializing in customers that can’t look very many moves forward in game theory models to get them to repeatedly lease their cars. They’ve found a protocol that’s meant for leasing i8s, Lambos and Ferraris, and they chocked it full of corvette spam.
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You are a first world problem.