Buchecha’s cardio is awful. Just awful.

Tucker is so far up the ass of Quatar. His content is increasingly indigestible.

It’d be really cool to be able to buy sats on Primal.

@Marty Bent Hey what was that concoction you used to break that five day fast you did a while ago. I know bone broth was involved but I can’t remember what else was in it?

There’s a difference between great wrestling with ground and pound and the bullshit hold-your-opponent-on-the-mat-for-five-rounds that the radical Islamic wing of the UFC has made famous. So over that shit. They deserve all the decisions but holy fuck, man.

Rare urge to smoke. Me: can you get me a pack of Newports? I know, I know, I won’t buy another one. Wife: Ugh, what kind? Me: Just say Newports.

I left a career behind and changed fields altogether in order to work less after my daughter was born. I make less money, but I have significantly more time to spend with her. Your child doesn’t need you to make more money. He or she needs your presence. It’s TIME, not MONEY that is the most precious resource. I decided to give her as much time as I possibly could.

OPEN.WATER.BITCOIN

If you’re overwhelmed by seed phrases, you should sell your bitcoin because you’re a fucking child.

Hasan Piker is one of the worst things that ever happened.

I’m told the explosions in Iran were mostly peaceful.

Hoping we don’t make the bad guys mad is the weakest take in the world.

Trump gave ‘em a six pack of MOPs. 6. 90 tons of ordinance. Glorious.

Tucker put Ted Cruz on his knees and shot him in the back of the head. Holy moly, what a drubbing.

I hope they drop bodies in LA.

Our financial system has reached a point where Dr. Evil’s original ransom demand is no longer an outlandish figure. Think about that shit.