Don't worry. If there's one human that can cheat death, he can. He'll be back soon.

He’s already kicking ass in the afterlife.

I heard once that death had a near Chick Norris experience.

He’ll be back for Death in a few days, I’m sure of it

Definitely. This is not his final form.

We literally were talking about Walker Texas Ranger last night at the dinner table. We were noticing how few television shows of the past 50 years are truly suitable as family friendly and aren't pushing some kind of satanic and anti-christian agenda. So far we could only think of three: 1) Walker Texas Ranger 2) The Addams Family 3) Monk

RIP

RIP

Chuck Norris is a #Christian, from what I've heard, so he will be back from the dead one o' these days.

Welp, the devil's fucked.

Yea this fucking sucks. 2026 so bad even Chuck said “I’m out”