I really look like this. I'm not a tall, skinny white girl who looks fantastic draped across a yacht, who lives a secret double life pretending to be a short, pudgy, brown, autistic software developer who likes to cook pot roast.
Sorry to disappoint.
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you forgot "with kids and happily married" haha but ok
I even have the stretch marks and the back aches to prove that I managed to successfully replicate and clean a large house for decades.
#ProofOfWork
You had me at pot roast. Automatic win π€€π€€π€€π€€π€€
"likes to cook pot roast" = automatic wifey materialππ
Did someone say pot roast???
You were saying something but then you said pot roast. Now i don't remember what you were saying π
Was thinking the same. Havenβt made one in a while. Should do so
Una delle poche donne qui su #nostr che dimostra sinceramente che ci tiene a quello che fa! π«π€
Pot roast is an underrated food.
stretch marks are π§βπ³π
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Yep. People just hate putting in all the effort. This recipe seems interestingπ€. Think I'll try this soon.
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Slow Cooker Red Curry Beef Pot Roast
Red curry, coconut milk, fresh ginger and other spices bring Southeast Asian flavors to a classic American pot roast.
I would subscribe

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Show us your stretched out belly from bearing the next generation